As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.
Senator Dianne Feinstein (California)
Senator, I have decided to insult you in the form of a Haiku... you lucky bitch.
Sharp as a marble.
A face that needs a brown bag.
You a wretched shrew.
Another Excellent Tiny Desk Concert: WILLOW
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On a call ahead of her Tiny Desk taping, WILLOW told me that she "just
wants to feel it and be in the vibe." Many artists worry about having to
tailor thei...
12 hours ago
2 comments:
I thought Vader threw Palpatine down the energy shaft in the middle of the Death Star at the end of Jedi...
You're thinking of Robert Byrd.... That thing is clearly his evil offspring.
I was already planning on using a picture of Palpatine for Byrd too.
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