Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...
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I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!
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Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...
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Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...
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Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!
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I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.
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Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa
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...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.
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...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...
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Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.
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Whoah!!!
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Do I have a third choice?
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Islam is safe...
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