Wednesday, September 26, 2012

OK, I'll bite.... I give you The Piss Mohammed

                                                                 The piss Mohammed

Now give me my fucking murderous riot!!!!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Warren Zevon

The best live artist I've ever seen!!!

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Inferno Salsa!!!!

I'm just making the best of the last of the garden goodies...
One large Green Bell Pepper
2 cloves of garlic
One large yellow onion
8 tomatos skinned and cored.
2 limes for lime juice
A pinch of cilantro and basil
A shitload of assorted red and green chilli peppers
(Yes I'm using shitload as a standard unit of measurment...)
Chop, boil and can...
Only step two on the jars....
A special thankyou to Mike and Nancy for the red peppers!!!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Green Tomato Relish

20 small to medium green tomatoes
4 bell peppers
1 large yellow onion
1 red pepper
2 chilli peppers
1 small cucumber
2 cloves of garlic
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons of yellow mustard seed
1 tablespoon of celery seed
2 cups cider vinegar
2 cups sugar
1 tablespoon plus two teaspoons of kosher salt

I chop the veggies the day before and mix with two tablespoons of pickling salt to drain off the water and reduce cooking time.
Chop everything up, mix it all together in a large pot and simmer for an hour to an hour and a half until desired thickness. You can substitute cucumbers if you got 'em... I just had some and it's tasty!!!

Don''t make me explain canning....

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Maybe I Can Spark a Riot....

Mohammad nails the tripple axle.

Mohammad the luger.

Mohammad, I'm with stupid.

Mohammad downhill skiing.

Mohammad curling.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Happy birthday to me

I just noticed that my blog turned four years old four days ago.... Well Happy freakin birthday to me!!!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Blisters on my eyeballs

This is a tribute to a bad album cover list I got from Court a while back.... Please remove your eyes for your own safety.

Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...

I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!

Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...

Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...

Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!

I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.

Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa

...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.

...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...

Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.


Do I have a third choice?

Islam is safe...