I've located the source of that sucking sound... It's you.
Country or venereal disease... the world may never know...
I regret to inform you that you have tested positive... You are still 1 percent French.
Now I'm not saying that thing you do with the ping pong balls isn't amazing, but you just can't come over anymore...
If you think that guy who was burning Qurans was offensive, just wait 'til you see what I do with a Quran and a highly trained gerbil.
This is the last vestige of the Holy Roman Empire, which was neither Holy, nor Roman. Nor even the slightest bit attractive.
I'd say that you're Boering, but that joke would just fly over your feeble little minds.
That tree on your flag is about the only wood you'll be getting, you bucktoothed, foul-smelling whore.You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained |
 The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. |
I see a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
So how does it feel to be the sphincter of the world body?
Have you consdered hiring Frank Oz to operate Kim Jong Il? The guy who's doing it now sucks.
You're so small that people need to leave the country just to change their minds.
Kenya, I'm insulting you from the inside of an echo chamber with the sincere hope that you'll never hear the end of it. Douche.
Kazakhstan, you have the exact same appeal that a sack full of dead kittens doesn't have.
The pair of Air Jordans I bought my sophomore year of high school are worth more than your entire, worthless nation. And they smelled better, too.
Friends of America
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H/T Matt
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