Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #111


I regret to inform you that you have tested positive... You are still 1 percent French.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #109

Malta, you disgusting rotten fetid congealed festering chunk of monkey vomit, drop dead.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Mojo Nixon - Burn Down the Malls

Insulting Every Country on Earth #108

Now I'm not saying that thing you do with the ping pong balls isn't amazing, but you just can't come over anymore...

Friday, September 24, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Raveonettes - Attack Of The Ghost Riders

Insulting Every Country on Earth #106

If you think that guy who was burning Qurans was offensive, just wait 'til you see what I do with a Quran and a highly trained gerbil.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #105


Stump grinding in Malawi usually involves one armed hookers...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #104


I awoke to a soft breeze under azure skies... The birds singing their familiar tale as the sun warmed my soul... and Madagascar sucks donkey balls.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Female Ninja Magic: Vagina Bubbles From Hell!

Maybe Japan needs to be insulted again....

Insulting Every Country on Earth #100

This is the last vestige of the Holy Roman Empire, which was neither Holy, nor Roman. Nor even the slightest bit attractive.
Hat Tip Matt

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Chris Elliott is "Bionic Guy"

Insulting Every Country on Earth #99

I can't think of a single place on this planet more deserving of a raging gonorrhea infection than you, Libya.
Hat Tip Matt

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Mike Hsu's Vinyl Dump - Ep 42: Planet Records

Thanks Mike, made my day!!!

Insulting Every Country on Earth #98

Yeah, real original with that flag there, fellas. Couldn't stop sucking long enough to come up with one of your own, huh?

Hat Tip Matt

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #97

I'd say that you're Boering, but that joke would just fly over your feeble little minds.
Hat Tip Matt

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An insult with superb chemistry....

Vermont Rural Crumble

I'd love to know the story behind the Jeep...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #96

That tree on your flag is about the only wood you'll be getting, you bucktoothed, foul-smelling whore.


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros Mondo Bongo

Random quiz time

You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.

Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #95

When it comes to the Baltic States, you've seriously got Middle Child Syndrome.

Hat Tip Matt

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #94

Laos means "Land of a Million Elephants"...and it smells like it, too.

Hat Tip Matt


The Walking Dead trailer

I pretty much know what I'm doing on halloween....

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Monday, September 6, 2010

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Puddle of Mudd: She Fucking Hates Me [Live]

Return of the living paper plate ink blots.

I see a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #93


So how does it feel to be the sphincter of the world body?

Saturday, September 4, 2010


It's like everything I love wrapped in bacon.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #92

Even when you're in deep shit, you're still shallow.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #91


We need to talk.
It's not your fault. It's me.
Do you remember when I’ve said everything is alright?
You are like a sister to me.
I think we would be better off friends.
I don't love you any more.
Do you really want to know why I go out to dinner with my assistant?
Give me back my keys.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #90

South Korea, you take my breath away.... but it's more like the way a twenty dollar hooker chokes out a fat guy so she can roll him for beer money.

Bow Wow Wow - Do You wanna Hold Me?

Insulting Every Country on Earth #89

Have you consdered hiring Frank Oz to operate Kim Jong Il? The guy who's doing it now sucks.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #88

You're so small that people need to leave the country just to change their minds.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU (Official Video)

Frank Critelli - What I Did

Insulting Every Country on Earth #87

Kenya, I'm insulting you from the inside of an echo chamber with the sincere hope that you'll never hear the end of it. Douche.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #86

Kazakhstan, you have the exact same appeal that a sack full of dead kittens doesn't have.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #85

The pair of Air Jordans I bought my sophomore year of high school are worth more than your entire, worthless nation. And they smelled better, too.

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Golf clap to Matt for outstanding work on the J's

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Soup Dragons - "I'm Free"

Insulting Every Country on Earth #84

Friends of America
Not always so in the past
Two big bombs go boom

So many islands
Water is all around you
Hooray tsunami!

Bright lights all over
Super fast trains link cities
Godzilla comes soon

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Extra points to Matt for crowbarring Godzilla into the Haiku


Insulting Every Country on Earth #83


Jamaican me crazy. Jamaican me angry. Jamaican me wish your insignificant rock of an island never existed.


H/T Matt

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