Sunday, January 31, 2010

What Beatles Song are You?

You Are "Across the Universe"

You are spiritual, deep, and at peace. You try to keep life in perspective.

You can't help but realize how small you are in the universe. You're just thankful you exist.

You tend to be a stream of consciousness thinker. You just let your thoughts flow, even when they don't make sense initially.

You trust your intuition to guide you. You know that whatever is in your heart is right and true.

ummmm.... ok

Friday, January 29, 2010

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Lets step up!!!!

I pretty much don't care what your individual politics are... There is an immediate need and that is when the best shine brightly.!!!

If you have the means to help, I'm asking... It's just one of those rare moments.

I've linked to Carrie's blog on the title of this post, give it a read if you can.

Please. -Sully

Friday, January 15, 2010

Insulting My Facebook Friends (Part 5)

Kare...... (ahem) Naomi is still new. You may begin shooting daggers out of your eyeballs anytime now dear.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Nicole, chop her into small pieces and put her in a blender.

Packy, Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

I gave Paul the rare opportunity to insult himself, he said something about Border Collies and unnatural acts..., That's just not insulting enough. Paul, you sir, are a Yankees fan.

Rachael W is what you get when you shave an Ewok.

Rachel R. is the one who taught manatees to attempt to mate with boat propellers... you sick, sick woman.

Rik picked a bad morning to stop freebasing heroin.

Rodger has genuinely touched so many people over the years.... clearly the restraining order was a good idea.

Rosemary is suspected of smuggling clowns into the country.

Sally, I'm so glad that career in competitive eating is working out for you.

I haven't eaten baloney in years because of Sarah.
Did I mention that your porn name is Sarah Slabs?

I'm digging a moat around the house to keep Scott D out.

Nobody is gonna get this, but Sid..... Silflay Hraka!!!!

Stefan was Al Rokers man-whore before meeting Sarah.

Steve was last seen reading "100 things to do with a dead hooker."

I don't give a rats ass what Susan thinks!!!! Euripides was not an ancient Greek tailor.

Tara, I hope Ted liked the tattoo of Tony Randell's face you got on your ass.

Teri, remember during that tornado when that house fell on you... I think I figured out who stole your shoes.

Tim, you crud-infested armchair philosphizing hog-humping dickwad.... you smell of burnt goat cheese.

Tom has been known to eat ants with his ice cream and wash it down with toilet water.

Tony, I was told by Pat Robertson that bad things should happen to you because of your pact with the devil.... You Satan worshiping sinning bastard.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Random quiz time!!!!

You Are a Couplet

You're not much for words, so you write a little ditty.

It might not be a novel, but at least it is witty.

Damn!!! I wanted Haiku....

Sunday, January 3, 2010

My Mohammad Cartoon

In a show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — known for his controversial depictions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad — I have decided to publish my own cartoon of the prophet Mohammad. Please direct all death threats to Bob Costas.