Frank Critelli - What I Did

Insulting Every Country on Earth #87

Kenya, I'm insulting you from the inside of an echo chamber with the sincere hope that you'll never hear the end of it. Douche.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #86

Kazakhstan, you have the exact same appeal that a sack full of dead kittens doesn't have.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #85

The pair of Air Jordans I bought my sophomore year of high school are worth more than your entire, worthless nation. And they smelled better, too.


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Golf clap to Matt for outstanding work on the J's

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Soup Dragons - "I'm Free"

Insulting Every Country on Earth #84

Friends of America
Not always so in the past
Two big bombs go boom

So many islands
Water is all around you
Hooray tsunami!

Bright lights all over
Super fast trains link cities
Godzilla comes soon

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Extra points to Matt for crowbarring Godzilla into the Haiku

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #83

JAMAICA

Jamaican me crazy. Jamaican me angry. Jamaican me wish your insignificant rock of an island never existed.

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H/T Matt

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