Insulting Every Country on Earth #192

I like you. You make American Politics look clean, civilized and humane. Good work!

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #191

ZAMBIA

I wouldn't be your True Love for all the French Hens in the world!

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #190

The men in Yemen are known to have sex right in front of their mother in laws on their wedding night...

(I'm trying to confirm this, but all the mother in laws will say is baaaaa.)

Insulting Every Country on Earth #189

Your crowning achievement--the greatest thing ever accomplished by your society as a whole--was defeating the French in battle. Congrats. Now get in line behind the rest of us.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #188

Venezuela

You should just let the monkeys take over already; they'd probably run the country better and sling a lot less shit at each other.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #187

You have all the grace, charm, moral character and amicability of a pile of camel crap.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #186

Your Stan is devoid of Laurels.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #185

Uruguay

Your spelunking gerbil theme float has been rejected by the guay pride parade committee. Better luck next year.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #184

So how many angels can dance on Prince Charles's head?

Insulting Every Country on Earth #183

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

The two things I hate most about you is your face.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #182

The meaning of your existence is merely to serve as a warning to others.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #181

UGANDA

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #180

You may be interested to know that the name "Tuvalu" means "Useless as Tits on a Boar".

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #179

Well, at least you have a nice personality...

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #178

You were absent the day they were handing out brains, weren't you?

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #177

Oh Lord, I thought I flushed my toilet.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #176

You have two names. I have two ass cheeks. They at least serve a purpose.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #175

Ugh. Global warming cannot come fast enough.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #174

When picking out the name for your country, you really should have used all three of your brain cells. You remind me that I have to go take a dump. Time to go flush you down the drain with the rest of the shit.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #173

Timor-Leste

You're right: I can't think of anything less than you. You win.

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