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Mongering to the beat of a distant plumber...

Senator Debbie Stabenow (Michigan)

If someone pelted your face with yellow toenail clippings and wood glue, it just might be an improvement...

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Mongering for the people...



Senator Carl Levin (Michigan)


Carl is a man who clearly knows how to get rid of the smell of hookers and cheap whiskey. His favorite movie is Frankenhooker and he's bought more rectal thermometers than any man alive.