A-Hole of the week = Chris Dodd

I normally avoid politics on this blog and someone has to really piss me off to get me to include it as a topic.

U.S. Senator Chris Dodd, you are that asshole...

What the hell were you thinking.... the American public would not care that their tax money was going toward bonuses for AIG...? That you could lie about your involvement in writing the loophole and the press would just let it slide...?

Well guess what Senator, the Democrats are in charge and the buck stops with them. Pointing at George W. every time something goes wrong is gonna get old fast.

So far, the new administration has been sitting under the Sword of Damocles without knowing it. Gentlemen, look up!!!

When Obama's national security team walks out of a meeting whispering "Holy shit.." to each other, you know that they just noticed the sword for the first time. How does the food at the big table taste now guys?

Preemptive A-Hole of the week Zack Snyder

Hat Tip: Ferval

Seriously.... I was 90% into the movie and then I felt this awful chill... They left out the squid!!!!! If you know me you know my feelings about that... They left out the frikin squid!!!! dammit all!!! Zack you Asshole!!!!

Patrick Lowell = A-Hole

Honestly, I have no idea who this guy is.... I randomly picked him out of the phone book, nevertheless, I'm confident that he's an asshole.

Die you random son of a bitch Patrick Lowell!!!!

Octomom Nadya Suleman = A-Hole

It's irresponsible knuckleheads like this who give a bad name to charity. This woman is vile on several levels, but the worst is knowingly and needlessly endangering the lives of so many children.

DAILY NEWS STAFF

Friday, February 13th 2009, 12:53 PM

NBC
Nadya Suleman interviewed by NBC's Ann Curry.

"Is this how she's spending her octo-donations?

Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman was spotted Wednesday in California shopping for video games and was captured on film checking out the Nintendo Wii and its accessories. The Wii retails for about $250. The controllers she was eye cost about $40. If she buys one for all 14 kids, that will addup to about $560.



And how might she pay for such a purchase?

Suleman recently launched a colorful heart-covered website soliciting donations for herself and her gigantic brood.

The Internet web site, thenadyasulemanfamily.com, is decorated with a baby bottle, pacifer and a rainbow - and a giant "donate" button.

"We thank you for the love and good wishes sent to us from around the world," the site reads in bright purple letters resembling a child's handwriting.

"They are all healthy and growing stronger by the day" Suleman, 33, deemed a "proud mother of 14" on the site, gave birth on Jan. 26 despite $50,000 in debt and no job.

Visitors to her new website, therefore, can directly donate with a credit card.

The octo-mom insisted in an interview with NBC that she didn't choose to have the eight children by in vitro fertilization - on top of her six other kids - to get handouts.

"I'm not receiving help from the government. I'm not trying to expect anything from anybody. I just wanted to do it on my own," she said, adding that any assistance she's getting is "temporary."

The Los Angeles Times, however, is reporting that Suleman gets $490 a month in food stamps and another $600 in disability payments for three of her older children who suffer from ADHD, a speech impediment and autism.

The San Francisco Social Security Administration also told the paper that a single parent like Suleman with disabled kids could qualify for up to $2,900 a month in state and federal help."

I feel for these kids, I think they're pretty well screwed, but I could never send this woman a dime. I'd be too afraid it would end up as a botox injection.

Richard Williamson = A hole

What the heck is the Pope smokin?


(CNN) -- Germany's Catholic bishops are calling for the expulsion of a bishop, recently brought back into the church by Pope Benedict XVI, after new reports that Richard Williamson denies the Holocaust.


Bishop Richard Williamson, shown in a recent Swiss interview, says he'll recant "if I find this proof."

1 of 2 In statements to Spiegel Online, the Web site of the German news magazine, Archbishop Robert Zollitsch said the church should part ways with Bishop Williamson, a member of an ultra-conservative group that split off after Pope John Paul II excommunicated him and three other bishops in 1988.

"Mr. Williamson is impossible and irresponsible," Zollitsch, chairman of the German Bishops' Conference, told the magazine in an article published Saturday. "I now see no room for him in the Catholic Church."

The Vatican has faced criticism since Benedict lifted the excommunication of the four men January 21 and announced the move three days later. The announcement came days after a Swedish Public Television interview in which Williamson said Germany's systematic murder of millions of Jews during World War II never happened.

In the Saturday article, Spiegel quotes Williamson saying that he will not recant his theories and that he would need more evidence to believe the Holocaust really happened. Watch Argentines respond to ex-bishop's statements »

"If I find this proof, then I will correct myself," he said. "But that will require some time."

On Wednesday, the Vatican ordered Williamson to "distance himself" from his views "in an absolutely unequivocal and public manner."

I was tempted to give it to the Pope, but this just may be proof of senility.

A-Hole of the Week

This is going to be a new feature on Hillbilly, mostly because it dam near writes itself and there seems to be a surplus in A-Holes anyway.

What is it with guys like A-Rod anyway..? He was clearly a gifted athlete before the steroids. Does it not occur to these boils on the ass of humanity that cheating just might tick off the other guys in the locker room who play by the rules...?

A-Rod is that special blend of talent, entitlement, arrogance and stupidity that makes him the perfect choice as the first in a long line of A-holes.

On behalf of Babe Ruth, Roger Maris, Jimmie Foxx, Hank Greenberg and Micky Mantle... A-Rod, You are an Asshole!!!

Oh, ...and Yankees suck Dave...