Monday, October 5, 2009

Seasonal Posting




Do pumpkins text?


H/T Tom for the concept

Sunday, October 4, 2009

I've got Blisters on my Eyeballs (Flashback)

This is a tribute to a bad album cover list I got from Court a while back.... Please remove your eyes for your own safety.


Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...




I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!




Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...





Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...



Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!




I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.




Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa




...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.




...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...





Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.




Whoah!!!



Do I have a third choice?



Islam is safe...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

In Unrelated News... Nike Signs Vick Again




Michael Vick, once embroiled in controversy for his role in a dog-fighting ring, has signed an endorsement deal with Nike, his agent said Wednesday.

Vick, signed by the Philadelphia Eagles in August after completing a 23-month prison sentence, will wear Nike shoes, gear and apparel as part of the agreement.

"Mike has had a great relationship with Nike and is excited to be part of the Nike team again," Vick's agent, Joel Segal, said. Segal reportedly negotiated the Nike deal as well as Vick's deal to return to the NFL as a member of the Eagles.

Segal would not reveal terms of the agreement. Nike declined a request for comment.

The deal was announced during a panel discussion at the Sports Sponsorship Symposium by Michael Principe, the managing director of BEST, the agency that represents Vick.

Nike suspended its previous endorsement deal with Vick in 2007, in the wake of news of Vick's involvement with dog fighting.

"... Nike is concerned by the serious and highly disturbing allegations made against Michael Vick and we consider any cruelty to animals inhumane and abhorrent," the company said then in a statement. "However, we do believe that Michael Vick should be afforded the same due process as any citizen in the United States, therefore, we have not terminated our relationship."

The Eagles signed Vick to a one-year contract with an option for a second year on Aug. 13. The deal is reportedly worth $1.6 million for the first year and $5.2 million for the option year.

Vick made his first appearence in a regular-season game for the Eagles last Sunday, going 0-2 passing and rushing once for 7 yards in a limited role in the Eagles' 34-14 victory over the Chiefs.

"It is quite evident that athletes that run afoul of the law are by no means relegated to obscurity when it comes to pitching products," said David Carter, a professor of sports marketing at the University of Southern California.


HT Fox News

Now call me crazy, but WTF Nike!!!! I don't want to deny the guy work as a player, but I thought his endorsement deals were off the table for everyone.

Time to buy a new pair of Chuck Taylors. (Go Converse!!!)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The The, Slow Emotion Replay



I just never get tired of this band.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Victory is Mine




I have once again taken first place at SYLG's weekly caption contest... Behold my awesomeness.

On a side note, A prayer for Wyatts son Kevin.

Oh heavenly father, I beseech you to lower the testicle of your earthly servant Kevin. Please use that gravity thing that mostly keeps us from flying off into space every time we sneeze to give the nut a little push.... Not too much, but just enough to give things some basic symmetry. That would be great, thanks. Sully

The title of the post will take you to the caption at SYLG.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Odds and Ends

Screwed



No, this is not me... My spaceship is working just fine.


Well he's an optimist.


Laundry day on the deathstar


My maps are Waaaaaay off.


This is your child on pot.... any questions?


It would probably be best if I stay away from the fridge for a few days... The temptation to do this to the eggs is overwhelming...


The womens curling team?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I got you a dozen Roses.

...And I picked them myself



Charlie Rose




Rose is Rose




Tokyo Rose







Rose McGowan




Axl Rose






Rosey Grier



Pete Rose




Rosa Parks





Rose Kennedy




Rosemary Clooney






Rosie Ruiz




Rosie The Robot Maid