Senator Jeff Sessions (Alabama)
You sir, would need to climb a ladder in order to reach the level of whale poop... Now stop flinging boogers at everyone you mentally deficient parasite.
Shawn Colvin Live: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" (Good Morning
America, 12/11/97)
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Not normally a huge fan of Christmas standards, but Shawn Colvin got me
right in the feels with this one. Good Morning America, 1997, no
explanation needed...
2 hours ago
3 comments:
Heh! How about "Obama's health care plan sucks because:
1) He sucks!
B) He is two foots talluh than me.
3) Uhhhh...his fingers are small enough to pick a booger.
6) Uhhhh...his nostrils areuuuu...big enough to get my finguhs in.
C) He wears good ties.
7) Uhhhh...he's a afuhmuativvv akshun wannabeee from Kenyuh!
B) Uhhhh..."
Okay, I know that's pretty lame, Sully. But I gave it my best shot.
I see great insults in your future grasshopper....
Dunno Sully! It's gonna take a lot of practice. Right now, I'm going to the Sully School...and I'm takin' notes.
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