As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.
Senator Jeff Sessions (Alabama)
You sir, would need to climb a ladder in order to reach the level of whale poop... Now stop flinging boogers at everyone you mentally deficient parasite.
And Now, Your Sunday Night All-Caps Totally Batshit Nuclear War Threat From the President of the United States - Yes, this is a real tweet by the president of the United States. I double-checked to make sure it wasn't a parody account. It isn't. To Iranian President...
13 hours ago