As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.
Senator Jeff Sessions (Alabama)
You sir, would need to climb a ladder in order to reach the level of whale poop... Now stop flinging boogers at everyone you mentally deficient parasite.
Make It Happen
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3 comments:
Heh! How about "Obama's health care plan sucks because:
1) He sucks!
B) He is two foots talluh than me.
3) Uhhhh...his fingers are small enough to pick a booger.
6) Uhhhh...his nostrils areuuuu...big enough to get my finguhs in.
C) He wears good ties.
7) Uhhhh...he's a afuhmuativvv akshun wannabeee from Kenyuh!
B) Uhhhh..."
Okay, I know that's pretty lame, Sully. But I gave it my best shot.
I see great insults in your future grasshopper....
Dunno Sully! It's gonna take a lot of practice. Right now, I'm going to the Sully School...and I'm takin' notes.
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