Paybacks a Bitch!!!

Dan
There's nothing we can say negative about you!


Me
Dan's in last place.

Dave K.
Oh, like I'd really want to win a tiki doll after you've more then worn out that three orifice under aged whore.

Denise
I thought you did a great job singing Alleluia at the opeening ceremonies in Vancouver, the white tux was a nice touch.

Me
Kinsley gets off to an early lead....

Chris
thats nothing Denise, he sang sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band once and all the glasses on the table shattered, the kid has talent!

Lynne
Due to your appalling personal hygiene, the military has become interested in studying you and your weapon-grade body-odor.

Dan D.
When did you start insulting everyone ? If those were insults you need a new writer. Shove that Tiki doll up your ass !

Tim
Keep talking Scott - some day you may say something intelligent you ass-chewing snot herder!

Lynne
You petulant bastard! May all your skin be removed by a rusty cheese grater, your body soaked in rubbing alcohol, then dipped in chococolate and fed to Rosie O'Donnell during her "visit from Aunt Flo".

Me
Now thats what I'm talkin about!!!!! Lynne is on the leaderboard.

Lynne
Thank you, thank you. I aim to please. Now just hand over the tiki doll.

Me
Right now, I'm more insulted that that was the only insult so far today.... I'm giving this a few days and I'll post the insults and eventual winner on my blog... and you all suck donkey balls.

Lynne
Take all the time you think is necessary. Afterall, who is my competition? Dave? Tim? Collectively their IQ and creativity does not even rival that of a genetically-defective, syphilis-laden escaped mental patient on laudanum.

Dave L
You have yet to insult me. I'm soooo insulted. Please feel free to be creative...

Lori L
I don't know if I could even touch Lynne's... that's fantastic, LOL

Me
I insulted you Dave... you just missed it you festering boil on the ass of humanity.

Lynne
Thank you, Lori. It is nice to see that someone else on here has some class.

More to come....

***Update***

Me
Has finished insulting everyone. You may fire back at will bitches. Winner gets a tiki doll. I'm giving this a few days and I'll post the insults and eventual winner on my blog... and you all suck donkey balls.

Lynne
Ya know, it's not an insult if they like to suck donkey balls. Which, knowing the type of people you like to consort with, I am sure they do.


Me
True, but I don't want Larry and Ferval to feel left out.


Jimmy
needs to spend a little time thinking of a worthy insult for his buddy!

Me
Gimme your best shot!!!!

Jimmy
by 6 pm...I will fire away Squidly.

Jimmy
Scott you cruddy poo-scraping, ass-scratching, monkey raping, goat licking, quiche eating bag of camel snot...

Me
That monkey was asking for it.

Matty K
wow

*** Last Day ***
*** UPDATE ***

Matty K
scott sullivan gave me crabs!.... (although i was kinda asking for it.) I'm keeping them!

Court
Scott Sullivan was the Unabomber's favorite protege, right down to his stunning fashion sense.

NaNa
Scott Sullivan has nothing nice to say about any of his friends. He is insulting and rude...And he gave me crabs too.

Matty K
he's giving everybody crabs!

Ferval
Because of Scott Sullivan it burns when I pee.

Jimmy
his presence upset my stomach...I had much gas to release...

Me
The crabs had more complaints about all of you!!!!

Jimmy
they caught themselves

Mary D
Already got the tki - tell me something else that I dont know...

Corinne
So u need a insult Bitch...here it is ASAP....ya hilly billy ass whore redneck licking dingle berry jezz farter...
How's that hun. No no BitcChHhH :D

Me
I've heard better.

Corinne
:P that's all u get right now

Me
Slut...

Corinne
Tea bag licker


Well, that's all of them... I'm gonna sit back and take this all in for a few hours before I award the tiki doll. Nominations are welcome folks.