Insulting Every Country on Earth #174

When picking out the name for your country, you really should have used all three of your brain cells. You remind me that I have to go take a dump. Time to go flush you down the drain with the rest of the shit.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #173

Timor-Leste

You're right: I can't think of anything less than you. You win.

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The Duke Spirit - Red Weather

Insulting Every Country on Earth #172

If you look at a map, you really are the armpit of Asia, aren't you?

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #171

Tanzania

Not nearly as fearsome or famous, the Tanzanian Devil is lazy, fat and has terrible breath. It is exactly like the land it is named for.

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Police Squad Epilogues (RIP Leslie Nielsen)

Insulting Every Country on Earth #170

You have a face resembling the eastern end of a west-bound cow.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #169

TAIWAN

We all know the truth: you took your mom to prom. Admit it. Loser.

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Next Project

First person to send me a towns local phonebook (under 10,000 people) ...and I start insulting them.

Die you random son of a bitch, milk faced bastards.

President Quiz

You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy

You live a fairy tale life that most people envy. And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them.

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

Marilyn was outstanding BTW....

Just awesome talent!

Insulting Every Country on Earth #168

We need to talk...We're just so different, you and I. You're an extrovert, I'm an introvert. I like classical, you like heavy metal. And of course *I'm* not a physically repulsive raving psychopath.

Joe Lucia

Joe lost his battle with cancer today.

"Have you ever met someone who just had "it" there is a saying" "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." it's not easy, not to mourn. but I Thank God I met Joe Lucia"

H/T KQ

My heart is with the Quinn and Lucia family today.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #167

It takes a special kind of asshole to be neutral in every situation.

You make me sick you neutral bastards!!!

Johnny Cash, Live@ S.Quentin - Folsom Prison Blues

Insulting Every Country on Earth #166

It's a shame your balls are just a myth now.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #165

SWAZILAND

Home of the Soup Swazi and not much else.

The Proclaimers perform "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" Backstage

Insulting Every Country on Earth #164

SURINAME

Ahhh, the jewel of South America, a shining beacon of beauty and joy to the world, the greatest collection of wisdom on Earth. - You know I'm talking about someplace else, right?

Insulting Every Country on Earth #163

SUDAN

Chad said you're bringing down his property value.

SHARLEEN SPITERI ALL THE TIMES I CRIED (LIVE)

What an outstanding voice.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #162

Every day you exist, a kitten and a unicorn die in a tragic zeppelin accident over a stadium filled with puppies and one armed orphans.

Spreading the Dead

Insulting Every Country on Earth #161

The rain in Spain falls mostly on the douchebags.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #160

SOUTH AFRICA

You've come a long way since being arrested by a Wyoming state trooper in the back of a van, clutching a Honeydew Melon with a hole skillfully carved in it.

And the plot thickens...

What a strange day... This nutjob called me and left a message that she was going to sue me for fraud and spend as much money as it takes... yadda, yadda... The only problem is that she hasn't a leg to stand on.

While I'm awaiting her lawsuit, get a load of the second letter.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #159

SOMALIA

Next time, You can starve to death you ungrateful bastards.

Hows the bottom of my shoe look now bitch!!!

How to boil an egg

I haven't posted a recipe in a while... I think the last one was German Pigs in a blanket....



Mmmmmm.... Maybe I need to just get back to basics... I've started looking over a few culinary web sites and blogs and then I found this.


Aria Giovanni Teaches Us How To Boil Eggs - Watch more Funny Videos

Dear God she's fascinating!!! I use salt as a seasoning, but she uses it make the water boil faster... I'm not up to date on my thermodynamics regarding salt making water boil faster so I'll just believe it to save time...

...besides, on hot days, you go to the beach... there's salt water at the beach... the logic is indisputable.

Well then, I need to do a few hours of exhaustive research on this woman...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #158

What the hell am I going to do with half a baby?.... You sick bastards!!!!

Insulting Every Country on Earth #157

We need to talk about the Don Knotts porn I found on your computer.

Check out Manage Your Anger Safely

I want you to take a look at: Manage Your Anger Safely 

Insulting Every Country on Earth #156

Q: Why are there no Slovakians in Star Trek?

A: It takes place in the future you idiots

Insulting Every Country on Earth #155

Singapore

Well, now that you mention it, you do sing rather poorly. It sounds a bit like two cats fucking in a dumpster.

Icicle Works / Whisper To A Scream(Birds Fly) PV

Insulting Every Country on Earth #154

Sierra Leone

Most people don't know that Sierra Leone is Yosemite Sams retarded cousin.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #153

Seychelles

Nobody say shells.

Happy Veterans Day!!!

My uncle John served in North Africa and with General Pattons third army.

He was a mustang, and he donated his free time to the VA hospital.

This guy walked around the hospital wearing hospital johnies and changing bedpans for the wounded servicemen.

He said that on his first command, he banned alcohol. The next day, his tent was burried under a mountain of beer cans.... He said, "Well, they showed me..."

John was fearless and loved.

...and he is missed

Insulting Every Country on Earth #152

You are validating my inherent hatred of idiots.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #151

SENEGAL

Do you even know how much you're getting fucked by Gambia?

I should have seen this one coming Quiz time

You Are From Uranus

You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude. Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential. Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone. Your creative ways and funky attitude is all you need to be you.

What Planet Are You From?

Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

Insulting Every Country on Earth #150

You're kinda like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving misery.

Maybe if you assholes could just have a beer and a BLT you'd stop being such
misogynistic douchebags.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #149

Sao Tome and Principe

Lots of countries suck donkey balls.... you just happen to be two of them.

Mojo Nixon - Destroy All Lawyers

Insulting Every Country on Earth #148

I hate you, and you'll never win a super bowl either.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #147

SAMOA

Fat ass wrestlers and crappy girl-scout cookies is nothing to be proud of son.

Dropkick Murphys - "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" (Hooligans...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #146

Your status as Saint has been revoked. Turning beer into pee just isn't as impressive as it first sounded.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #145

Well, it's morning... ...and I guess I don't respect you after all. Get out.

Random Quiz # something

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime. What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining. What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense. How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Insulting Every Country on Earth #144

Schizophrenia beats the hell out of being alone I guess. Oh, and Schizophrenia beats the hell out of being alone I guess.

Lopez Tonight: William Shatner Sings 'F**k You' (11/3/2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #143

Only in Rwanda could one airplane kill one million people.

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The Waitresses I Know What Boys Like

Insulting Every Country on Earth #142

All hail the land of mail-order brides, horse-sexing emperesses, pickled leaders, bearded women, boiled beets and everything--and I mean everything--tasting like potatoes.

The first synonym in the dictionary for "misery" is "Russia".

I've always assumed that people driving sports cars and people whose countries span twelve time zones are making up for some...inadequacies...down below.

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The Duke Spirit - "My Sunken Treasure" Shangri-La Music

Insulting Every Country on Earth #141

ROMANIA

You know, it's you assholes, with your Transylvania and your Vampire legends, that have given us Twilight. Thanks for that. Jerks.

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Sea Kittens...?