When picking out the name for your country, you really should have used all three of your brain cells. You remind me that I have to go take a dump. Time to go flush you down the drain with the rest of the shit.
If you look at a map, you really are the armpit of Asia, aren't you?---
Hat Tip Matt
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http://exuimus.blogspot.com/
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Hat Tip Matt
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http://exuimus.blogspot.com/
You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy |
 You live a fairy tale life that most people envy. And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them. |
We need to talk...We're just so different, you and I. You're an extrovert, I'm an introvert. I like classical, you like heavy metal. And of course *I'm* not a physically repulsive raving psychopath.
It takes a special kind of asshole to be neutral in every situation.
Every day you exist, a kitten and a unicorn die in a tragic zeppelin accident over a stadium filled with puppies and one armed orphans.
Next time, You can starve to death you ungrateful bastards.Hows the bottom of my shoe look now bitch!!!
What the hell am I going to do with half a baby?.... You sick bastards!!!!
We need to talk about the Don Knotts porn I found on your computer.
Q: Why are there no Slovakians in Star Trek?
Well, now that you mention it, you do sing rather poorly. It sounds a bit like two cats fucking in a dumpster.
Most people don't know that Sierra Leone is Yosemite Sams retarded cousin.
My uncle John served in North Africa and with General Pattons third army.
Do you even know how much you're getting fucked by Gambia?
You Are From Uranus |
 You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude. Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential. Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone. Your creative ways and funky attitude is all you need to be you. |
You're kinda like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving misery.
Lots of countries suck donkey balls.... you just happen to be two of them.
Fat ass wrestlers and crappy girl-scout cookies is nothing to be proud of son.
Your status as Saint has been revoked. Turning beer into pee just isn't as impressive as it first sounded.
Your Personality Is Like Acid |
 A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime. What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining. What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense. How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you. |
