As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.
Senator Dianne Feinstein (California)
Senator, I have decided to insult you in the form of a Haiku... you lucky bitch.
Sharp as a marble.
A face that needs a brown bag.
You a wretched shrew.
Shawn Colvin Live: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" (Good Morning
America, 12/11/97)
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Not normally a huge fan of Christmas standards, but Shawn Colvin got me
right in the feels with this one. Good Morning America, 1997, no
explanation needed...
4 hours ago
2 comments:
I thought Vader threw Palpatine down the energy shaft in the middle of the Death Star at the end of Jedi...
You're thinking of Robert Byrd.... That thing is clearly his evil offspring.
I was already planning on using a picture of Palpatine for Byrd too.
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