Thursday, March 4, 2010

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 10

As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.

Senator Dianne Feinstein (California)

Senator, I have decided to insult you in the form of a Haiku... you lucky bitch.

Sharp as a marble.

A face that needs a brown bag.

You a wretched shrew.


MJenks said...

I thought Vader threw Palpatine down the energy shaft in the middle of the Death Star at the end of Jedi...

Sully said...

You're thinking of Robert Byrd.... That thing is clearly his evil offspring.

I was already planning on using a picture of Palpatine for Byrd too.