Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 2

As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.

Senator Richard Shelby (Alabama)




You vomitous mass of hemorrhoidal puss. Go get a life.... no,.... drop dead and get an afterlife you malevolent mistake of maggot droppings.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress

As you all know, I have decided to insult every single member of the 111'th Congress alphabetically by state. If you think you can do better... have at it you putrid bunch of blog whores.

Senator Jeff Sessions (Alabama)



You sir, would need to climb a ladder in order to reach the level of whale poop... Now stop flinging boogers at everyone you mentally deficient parasite.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You Heino...

He's yours now... ...and I'm not taking him back!!!!

what'd ya think...?

I had a lot of fun insulting all of my facebook friends, but there's still a lot of hate left to spread around.... I think my next project should be insulting every member of the United States Senate... (what'd ya think...?)
Maybe I should tackle this on an alphabetical, state by state basis...
I'm open to suggestions... or better insults than I can come up with.
Give it some thought you petulant bastards.

Mohammad the Luger

In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — known for his controversial depictions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad — I have decided to publish yet another of my own cartoons of the prophet Mohammad.

Again… please direct all death threats to Bob Costas...


I proudly present.... Mohammad, the Luger

andy kaufman does elvis (the johnny cash show 1979)

Just amazing!!!!

Just a few of my favorite Facebook Groups

I hate it when you open your trunk a naked Asian beats you with a crowbar
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/I-hate-it-when-you-open-your-trunk-a-naked-asian-beats-you-with-a-crowbar/251779156597?ref=nf

Ah..The smell of mimeograph copies from grade school
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=88301672932

The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/The-Inevitable-Zombie-Apocalypse/61288693146?ref=sgm

knockers
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=45493844509

Facebook is an Evil Postmodern Construction Relegating Life to a Video Game
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=2204587528

Chris Elliott: A man, an actor, an intellectual genius!
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=22100355023

The Dr Zachary Smith appreciation society.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=23504813092

I hate mimes
http://www.facebook.com/?sk=2361831622&s=40#!/group.php?gid=2226507524

Blow up New Jersey and Give Pennsylvania a Beach
http://www.facebook.com/?sk=2361831622&s=40#!/group.php?gid=2208428000

Mohammad curling

In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — known for his controversial depictions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad — I have decided to publish yet another of my own cartoons of the prophet Mohammad.

Again… please direct all death threats to Bob Costas...


You all knew it was coming...... I present... Mohammad curling

The Raveonettes - Jimmy Kimmel Live!

H/T Pat

The file cabinet is the best one!!!!!

winklerdaily.com


Have a nice murderous rampage.

H/T Hsu

I like my odds....

...but will he call me the next day....?

John Scofield with MMW - Chicken Dog

Mohammad Nails the Triple Axel

In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — known for his controversial depictions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad — I have decided to publish yet another of my own cartoons of the prophet Mohammad.

Again… please direct all death threats to Bob Costas...

Ladies and gentlemen.... "Mohammad Nails the Triple Axel."

Give him a round of applause!!!!

Passion Plunge 2010

Once again WAAF is a proud sponsor of the Passion Plunge. An event featuring hundreds of what seem to be right minded people jumping into near freezing waters to support a good and important cause. Both LB(from the Hill-Man Morning Show) and I have been participants many times. This year LB will be plunging into the icy waters at Revere Beach and I will be diving into the slightly warmer waters at Nantasket beach in beautiful Hull on March 6th. Why do we and hundreds of others subject themselves to extreme temperature drops, near hypothermia, and for the men, extreme shrinkage? Because it’s something we all believe is a good an important cause. The Special Olympics helps nearly 12,000 children and adults with intellectual disabilities participate in Olympic type sporting events in Massachusetts. These Olympians learn teamwork, physical fitness, and skills that will help them through life. Most importantly it gives them a sense of pride. These athletes work hard. All of the Olympians I’ve met over the years have all been very proud of their accomplishments. The Special Olympics Of Massachusetts does not charge a fee to participate. They seek out potential participants and help them train with 1600 coaches. There are also the thousands of volunteers that make this possible. With little or no financial help from State or Federal sources they need alot of help keeping up the quality of the training and the events. Your help would be greatly appreciated. Check the Passion Plunge website to donate or participate, or just stop by and watch the Plungers run screaming from the harbor. Sometimes they do it in costume. I can tell you from personal experience that it feels like millions of tiny shards of glass being jammed into you skin as it hits the water. That’s on a warm day when the water is like, 38F. But it is well worth it.

by: Mike Hsu

Jimmi

Hat tip to my friends at AAF

I've got Blisters on my Eyeballs (Flashback)

This is a tribute to a bad album cover list I got from Court a while back.... Please remove your eyes for your own safety.


Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...




I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!




Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...





Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...



Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!




I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.




Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa




...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.




...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...





Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.




Whoah!!!



Do I have a third choice?



Islam is safe...

I knew it!!!!!

I'm moving asap!!!!

10,000 hits!!!!!!

Sully the Urban Hillbilly is celebrating his first 10,000 hits today!!!!!

Woooo hoooooooo!!!!!!


Thank you everyone!!!!

I need some Ice.....

Spoon | Transference (Merge)

Spoon | Transference (Merge)

Mohammad Downhill Skiing

In a continued show of solidarity with Danish political cartoonist Kurt Westergaard — known for his controversial depictions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad — I have decided to publish yet another of my own cartoons of the prophet Mohammad. Again… please direct all death threats to Bob Costas.

I call this one, “Mohammad downhill skiing.”

The The, Uncertain Smile (live)

Why do I love Womens Curling?

The greatest sport ever!!!


Great concentration on the game.


Sometimes I catch myself cheering for the Russians...


Go team!!!!


Holy schmolly...


A pure athlete.


...and a great display of sportsmanship to finish it off.

Paybacks a Bitch!!!

Dan
There's nothing we can say negative about you!


Me
Dan's in last place.

Dave K.
Oh, like I'd really want to win a tiki doll after you've more then worn out that three orifice under aged whore.

Denise
I thought you did a great job singing Alleluia at the opeening ceremonies in Vancouver, the white tux was a nice touch.

Me
Kinsley gets off to an early lead....

Chris
thats nothing Denise, he sang sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band once and all the glasses on the table shattered, the kid has talent!

Lynne
Due to your appalling personal hygiene, the military has become interested in studying you and your weapon-grade body-odor.

Dan D.
When did you start insulting everyone ? If those were insults you need a new writer. Shove that Tiki doll up your ass !

Tim
Keep talking Scott - some day you may say something intelligent you ass-chewing snot herder!

Lynne
You petulant bastard! May all your skin be removed by a rusty cheese grater, your body soaked in rubbing alcohol, then dipped in chococolate and fed to Rosie O'Donnell during her "visit from Aunt Flo".

Me
Now thats what I'm talkin about!!!!! Lynne is on the leaderboard.

Lynne
Thank you, thank you. I aim to please. Now just hand over the tiki doll.

Me
Right now, I'm more insulted that that was the only insult so far today.... I'm giving this a few days and I'll post the insults and eventual winner on my blog... and you all suck donkey balls.

Lynne
Take all the time you think is necessary. Afterall, who is my competition? Dave? Tim? Collectively their IQ and creativity does not even rival that of a genetically-defective, syphilis-laden escaped mental patient on laudanum.

Dave L
You have yet to insult me. I'm soooo insulted. Please feel free to be creative...

Lori L
I don't know if I could even touch Lynne's... that's fantastic, LOL

Me
I insulted you Dave... you just missed it you festering boil on the ass of humanity.

Lynne
Thank you, Lori. It is nice to see that someone else on here has some class.

More to come....

***Update***

Me
Has finished insulting everyone. You may fire back at will bitches. Winner gets a tiki doll. I'm giving this a few days and I'll post the insults and eventual winner on my blog... and you all suck donkey balls.

Lynne
Ya know, it's not an insult if they like to suck donkey balls. Which, knowing the type of people you like to consort with, I am sure they do.


Me
True, but I don't want Larry and Ferval to feel left out.


Jimmy
needs to spend a little time thinking of a worthy insult for his buddy!

Me
Gimme your best shot!!!!

Jimmy
by 6 pm...I will fire away Squidly.

Jimmy
Scott you cruddy poo-scraping, ass-scratching, monkey raping, goat licking, quiche eating bag of camel snot...

Me
That monkey was asking for it.

Matty K
wow

*** Last Day ***
*** UPDATE ***

Matty K
scott sullivan gave me crabs!.... (although i was kinda asking for it.) I'm keeping them!

Court
Scott Sullivan was the Unabomber's favorite protege, right down to his stunning fashion sense.

NaNa
Scott Sullivan has nothing nice to say about any of his friends. He is insulting and rude...And he gave me crabs too.

Matty K
he's giving everybody crabs!

Ferval
Because of Scott Sullivan it burns when I pee.

Jimmy
his presence upset my stomach...I had much gas to release...

Me
The crabs had more complaints about all of you!!!!

Jimmy
they caught themselves

Mary D
Already got the tki - tell me something else that I dont know...

Corinne
So u need a insult Bitch...here it is ASAP....ya hilly billy ass whore redneck licking dingle berry jezz farter...
How's that hun. No no BitcChHhH :D

Me
I've heard better.

Corinne
:P that's all u get right now

Me
Slut...

Corinne
Tea bag licker


Well, that's all of them... I'm gonna sit back and take this all in for a few hours before I award the tiki doll. Nominations are welcome folks.

Well, I was always curious about that.

Created by Oatmeal

The The, The Beaten Generation

Probably my favorite band ever.


enjoy.

Insulting my Facebook Friends (Last Part...)

Tracy H makes hairy look sexy.


I've secretly replaced Tracy S's toothpaste with Hemorrhoidal Ointment..... lets see what happens.


Wayne G is the Disco Stu of Norwood.... Happy birthday ya bastard.


(lets see who I missed...) Arvid is more traumatized than Shane MacGowan's dentist.

Colleen R, so do those flaps under your arms have any aerodynamic properties or are they just for show?


Not for nuthin, I bet no one can guess what Chris S's latest catch phrase is...


Drum, I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Drop your.....


Jaimee is about as useful as a door to door elephant salesman. Die you useless maggot!!!


It's a little known fact that the Eskimo's have 37 different words to describe what kind of asshole Ken is.


Eric has been known to consider red lights stoptional... they are not you knucklehead.


Jim, you sloppy crate of unwashed buzzard leavings. Go hump a meat grinder.


JP, your poop throwing ability is just shy of orangutan, but not quite at baboon level.... and duck!!!!


Karen needs to stop listening to those voices in her head... the guns are clean enough sweetie....


Dave P, may an army of ill tempered Betty White clones deposit camel droppings in your underwear.


Kelly, spending one minute with you is like being tied down and having a family of magical leprechauns shit in your eye sockets for an hour and a half.


Kath C, you fungus covered loaf of hallucinating maggot brains. May you be covered in water-buffalo dung.



You may remember Nick from such self help films like, "Lose weight through smoking," and "How to fake and illness to get charity cash."



Kate S, ... hmmmmmm.... Abe Vigoda naked!!! Abe Vigoda naked!! Abe Vigoda naked!! Take that wench.


Max, may the Keebler elves pound magical fairy dust into every orifice with croquet mallets. Tell mommy and daddy I said hi. Now have a cookie and shut up.


MiLo, You cheesy mountain of perfidious donkey poop. Go play in the yellow snow you maggot. ...and give NaNa my best.


Scott F, Please accept this IOU for one heaping bucket of shut the F%#* up!!! You unsightly tub of user-friendly burst colostomy bags.


Wayne D. is not better than Lou Reed, but he is slightly better than ass flavored gum.

I have saved my finest insult for the man who is last on my alphabetical list... Mr. Wayne Modig... This insult is so vile that it will make you weep tears of blood for weeks after reading it. It is quite simply the most hurtful thing I could possibly say to anyone. Your descendants for five generations will be scarred by this insult. Wayne, you are a



Thanks everyone for being good sports.... Now you all get to take a shot at me.... Lets see what you got kids!!!

Macy Gray, I Try (live)

Gorey Stick Figure Flashback

Just for you Andy