
Emperor Palpatine died tragically this morning when the death star mysteriously exploded over Endor. The Emperor holds the distinction for being the longest serving senator in the republic.
Having more ups and downs than a narcoleptic elevator repair man during kangaroo mating season.
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Lucipher just took his crown off, offering it up to Hell's newest resident.
For his part, the new resident declined, instead preferring to keep his white hood.
I seldom take joy in the death of others... This slimeball earned it.
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