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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

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The comment section is the best part!!! H/T Hsu

How hot steaming nerdsex begins....

To Jabba

H/T Hsu

Return of the living paper plate ink blots.

I see a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Star Wars Subway Car

H/T Wyatt

Obituary

Emperor Palpatine died tragically this morning when the death star mysteriously exploded over Endor. The Emperor holds the distinction for being the longest serving senator in the republic.

Still looking for a Job....

If anyone is hiring near Myrtle Beach, I promise not to use the force on them.... maybe a jedi mind trick now and then, but no lightning bolts from the fingertips....

Victory is Mine!!! Once again...

I have taken first place at SYLG's weekly caption contest once again!!!! Now if I can only put this energy to something worthwhile, I can really get something.... (ohhh something shiny...)


Ummmm.... Oh yeah, I was talking about ummmmmmmmmmm...... aaaahhhhhhhh..... Ah yes, tremble at my awesomeness!!!

Click on the title of the post to see the contest. Thanks Wyatt... and I'm still looking for that perfect model to sport the Flyers jersey. ;)

Imperial Camels

I cant wait!!!!

Troops

This has got to be my favorite parody ever!!! It was made before Lucas decided to cash in on the franchise for episodes 1,2 & 3, so continuity is off a bit.

The attention to detail and special effects were amazing for when it was done. I wonder what he had for a budget? Great concept and production by Kevin Rubio...