A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... I mongered.
Senator Robert Byrd (West Virginia)
Where the hell do I begin...? You have the distinction of being the only United States senator to vote against both Clarence Thomas and Thurgood Marshall for Supreme Court nomination.
...But wait, there's more...
"never submit to fight beneath the banner [the American flag] with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds." -Robert Byrd
During the 1940s Senator Byrd spent two "ELECTED" terms as a recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan in West Virginia.
...And lets not forget the edifice complex...
Robert (Sheets, King of Pork) Byrd has named more federal buildings after himself than any other senator in history. (I'd say there should be a law against that, but there is...)
As far as insulting him goes... I don't think I can top his actual biography.
Shame on everyone that ever had a part in electing this racist piece of shit. Re-electing him is worse you jerks.
He's EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sen. Byrd: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
*he drops his pants, standing naked*
Sen. Byrd: Fire at will, Commander!
*a high-pitched squeaking noise sounds, and a cloud of dust issues from his backside*
*Admiral Ackbar looks away, horrified*
Senator Calrissian: "That blast came from the...Death Star."
It's a trap!!!
Sully, that picture of Robert Byrd is really quite flattering.
But, he does play the fiddle, and I once saw him about 40 years ago on The Grand Ole Opry. He was pretty young...about 82 I think. He ripped that sucker a new one!
Gwaaaaaa...what a farce of a human being this POS is. You're right. You can not possibly insult him even more than his biography does.
Andy, I hope you noticed that the fiddle he was playing wasn't made of gold. He had to give that one away, something about losing a bet or something.
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