Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 37

Will hate monger for food...

Senator Susan M. Collins (Maine)

I do not like Sue in a boat, I do not like Sue in a moat. I do not like her up in Maine, I do not like her putrid name.

I'll now insult this wicked cow, my only thought is where and how...?

I think I'll say she stinks of poop, like chickens in a filthy coop.

Oh, and she's a slut too.


MJenks said...

You should title your book "Green Eggs and Shame".

Sully said...

Hmmmm..... I like that... Serious potential there. I just need to get motivated to finish something that I sta