Frank, I heard two cats humping last night and immediately thought of you..... bastard.
Gillian, You shall be insulted by the greatest insult artist ever to grace the small screen, and the universal patron saint of robot haters, Dr Zachary Smith.... You nagging ninny of a nincompoop, you bubble headed booby....... oh the pain the pain!
Greg, may ten thousand midgets tap dance on your scrotum you little twerp.
Iris, may your shoes be filled with walrus poop for eternity.
Jacquie... aka Jack-Ass.... may Amy Winehouse pelt you with toenail clippings... you tramp.
James, may you be smothered by Rosie O'Donnell's hairy assflaps.... you maggot.
Jason, you sir, are an ass-half. It would take two of you to make a complete asshole.
Jasyn, Hab SoSlI' Quch!
Jen D, one thing in your fridge has been down my pants....... BON APPETIT !!!!
Jen C, aka Cava-Floozy, may Gary Busey lay a moist fart on your oatmeal every morning, you tart.
Jasyn wanted a human insult..... so...... may your boobs bruise your kneecaps in three years time... you wench.
Jen H has a golden arches tramp stamp.... millions and millions served.
Jen T belongs in a bad sideshow.... somewhere between the amazing two eyed cyclops and Skippy the talking mime.
Jillian, may you step in dog poop and climb a ladder today.
I've decided to have a bit of fun on Facebook at my friends expense, of course. Using Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged as my muse, I've decided to insult all of my Facebook friends...... alphabetically.
I started off a bit slow, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.
This is part 1
Scott Sullivan has decided to insult each and every one of my wonderful friends.... Alphabetically...
Andrea D smells of cabbage. There, take that sweetie.
Andrea W has defective lips.
AnneMarie makes substandard pies... take that dear...
Anya has been known to soil the Batmobile
Brian is not a well respected goat herder
Briant has been known to choke on vomit... not necessarily his own.
Bridget, Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
Bruce Lee Jr. loves midget porn.
Carla clearly has insane friends.
Cat marches to the beat of a distant plumber.
Charlene causes temporary blindness when taken in small doses.
Chris C. piss off, you hog humping rectum head.
Colleen, bite me, you life sucking putrid tramp.
Corinne, you porn star wanna-be, minni Gianna, butt licking floozy.... and your insult is... you stink.
Courtney, you will be insulted in the form of a Haiku... Wrapped in a snuggie: The snow is fast approaching: You, a filthy whore:
Cybele, You cold hearted, fashion challenged, vacillating tramp. Have a nice day.
Dan D, Go take a flying leap you vomitous mass of puss filled monkey spunk.
Dan M, may your pets conspire to eat you and your family as you sleep, you sad excuse for a pimp daddy.
Darlene, you make me sick, you amazonian, vermin infested, freakshow floozy... see you soon.
Dave K, You suck, A Rod sucks, Jeeter sucks, Steinbrenner sucks, The Yankees suck.... and you suck once again.
Dave L, you are a festering boil on the ass of humanity. Just like the Yankees...
Dave M, you turd like, scrawny Mick Jagger wanna be, smelly crotched dick.
Deb M, I'll be using the random zombie insult generator on you, you stupid, bumwipe, pukestick.... braaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnsssssssss!!!!!!
Lots of people ask me how I could possibly insult such a nice girl like Deb S..... well, like this... You vapid shrew, may the fleas of a thousand mountain goats infest your crotch.
I do not like Denise Phelan, I do not like her in a can, I do not like her in a boat, I do not like her with a goat. I do not like Denise Phelan, I do not like her Scott I am.
Denise W, "[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese." Shakespeare from: Henry VI, part 2
Donna, may you be eaten alive by zombie midgets with chainsaws.
Earl kicks puppies and kittens when nobody is looking.
Ellen, you vacuous shrew... may your face catch fire and be extinguished with a hammer.... you slut.
Erin, may you be violated a thousand times by Abe Vigoda, you hoe.
Ferval is an alias!!!! he is actually Dr. Zaius - Orangutan and one of the leading council members. He holds the official title of "Keeper of the Faith" and appears to believe that the only good human is a castrated and brain damaged one. Shaving your hair off isn't fooling anyone you damn dirty ape!!!