Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 16

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.






Senator Ted Kaufman (Delaware)



Ya know what...? That, my friends is Teds official picture.... I had an insult all lined up and I had to shelf it when I got a good look at this meat popsicle.

Now if this was the good picture, can you even imagine what one of the bad ones looked like?

I'm gonna give it a shot.....






Yeah.... I think thats about right...

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 15

My continuing mission to insult every sitting senator moves on....




Senator Tom Carper (Delaware)




The eternal question, "What would Max Headroom look like with a comb-over?" Has finally been answered. What the hell is it about Delaware and the Hair Club for Men anyway?