Thursday, August 5, 2010

I'll take Spam for a thousand Alex... (Updated)

I've eaten some crazy stuff over the years, The smoked eel was nice. I've seen grown men dare to drink the spring water from a can of tuna... It tasted worse on the way back up. This, my friends is the ultimate "I dare you" of canned foods.

Alabama Possum
Well, there's no doubt that Alabama has the best possum around.

Ant Eggs
OK, its a jar, but it must be fun revenge at a picnic,

You Bastards!!!! I didn't think it was possible, but you did it. You made me not want to eat bacon for the first time in my life.

Canned Whole Chicken

The gelatin makes it easier to fry right outa the can.

Well, leave it to the Germans to "F" up a perfectly good food.

Cricket with Egg
I gotta ask.... What kind of eggs?

So were the fish alive while being canned or what?

Fish Assholes
Wow.... Now that's a winner.

Canned Crock
Spicy too....

Nice to see the Scottish step up to the plate. Geezz... as if Haggis wasn't bad enough in the first place.

Iguana Broth

Pork Brains in Milk & Gravy
It's the gravy that gives it the extra brainy taste.

Potted Possum Sauce
Wow, that is a surprise... shiver...

Rattlesnake in a can
Tempting.... I'd try it.

Reindeer Pate
Always a Christmas party favorite...

Roasted Scorpions
Roasted for that extra scorpion flavor.

Nothing says BBQ like silkworm pupae in a can....

Spotted Dick
Insert penis joke here.

Mmmmm... Tasty.

Fish Mouths
Teeth!!!!? Canned food should not be able to bite back.

Pancakes and Maple Syrup Milkshake

I hope Godzilla kills you all for this atrocity. (H/T Skip)

German Style Fish Assholes
I hear that it's not as spicy as the Manhattan style.

Goose Assholes

Bob Cratchit got this every year as a Christmas bonus.


Andy said...

Sully, those are stinkin' hilarious! I linked to this post on Facebook.

Got a lot of comments from hongry folks.

Sully said...

It's an old post with one addition.

I just had to add the pancake milkshake.

MJenks said...

At least the canned haggis comes in a good-looking can.

You know, I'd be tempted to try fish assholes...just to say I did. I'm sure the vomiting can be no worse than what I've put myself through in the past after a beer festival.

Sully said...

I'm giving you more choices MJ.

MJenks said...

You have seriously upped the asshole buffet!

You're kind of like Cleveland.