I'll take Spam for a thousand Alex... (Updated)

I've eaten some crazy stuff over the years, The smoked eel was nice. I've seen grown men dare to drink the spring water from a can of tuna... It tasted worse on the way back up. This, my friends is the ultimate "I dare you" of canned foods.

Alabama Possum
Well, there's no doubt that Alabama has the best possum around.

Ant Eggs
OK, its a jar, but it must be fun revenge at a picnic,



Bacon
You Bastards!!!! I didn't think it was possible, but you did it. You made me not want to eat bacon for the first time in my life.



Canned Whole Chicken
The gelatin makes it easier to fry right outa the can.



Cheeseburger
Well, leave it to the Germans to "F" up a perfectly good food.



Cricket with Egg
I gotta ask.... What kind of eggs?



Fish
So were the fish alive while being canned or what?



Fish Assholes
Wow.... Now that's a winner.



Canned Crock
Spicy too....



Haggis
Nice to see the Scottish step up to the plate. Geezz... as if Haggis wasn't bad enough in the first place.



Iguana Broth
Seriously...?



Pork Brains in Milk & Gravy
It's the gravy that gives it the extra brainy taste.



Potted Possum Sauce
Wow, that is a surprise... shiver...



Rattlesnake in a can
Tempting.... I'd try it.



Reindeer Pate
Always a Christmas party favorite...



Roasted Scorpions
Roasted for that extra scorpion flavor.



Silkworm
Nothing says BBQ like silkworm pupae in a can....



Spotted Dick
Insert penis joke here.



Tongues
Mmmmm... Tasty.


Fish Mouths
Teeth!!!!? Canned food should not be able to bite back.




Pancakes and Maple Syrup Milkshake

I hope Godzilla kills you all for this atrocity. (H/T Skip)

German Style Fish Assholes
I hear that it's not as spicy as the Manhattan style.

Goose Assholes

Bob Cratchit got this every year as a Christmas bonus.