Insulting Every Country on Earth #35

Chad is mostly famous for its hangings, its screwed up elections and its hangings, its screwed up elections and the flipped collar he wore in fifth grade.

Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven Live

Insulting Every Country on Earth #34

Central African Republic, I just friended you on facebook just so I can be the first to unfriend you... bitch.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #33

Cape Verde is about as useful to the world as a mime answering the phone at the suicide prevention hotline.

Munro

Over 20 years later and this still makes me laugh.

Who?

I write like
Cory Doctorow

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Star Wars Subway Car

H/T Wyatt

Insulting Every Country on Earth #32

If you've ever been stuck in an elevator with a naked Christina Hendricks for three days, ...well, Canada is the exact opposite of that.

The Duke Spirit - Cuts Across The Land

Insulting Every Country on Earth #31

Cameroon depends heavily upon France for military support.

Cameroon is going to be Nigerias' bitch any day now then.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #30

Dear Cambodia, when people sing songs about taking a holiday there, they're just kidding.

I thought you should know that.

Bob Mould: 'I'm Sorry, Baby

I saw Bob live about a decade ago... I was in the second row of a small club in Boston and I fell asleep. I suck. Sorry Bob.

Once You Go 2D...

OK, I admit it, these are the top ten cartoon women I've lusted after... Smurfette just didn't do it for me.

#10 Daphne

I so would have rocked the Mystery Machine with her...

#9 Josie and The Pussy Cats

If Hugh Hefner were to create a cartoon, this would be it.

#8 Leela

Eye eye captain...

#7 Lois Griffin

Peter is the luckiest fat man in Rhode Island

#6 ElasticGirl

Just think of the filthy possibilities...

#5 Mary Jane Watson

I just kill Spiderman and she's all mine.

#4 Six

I would have guessed 10.

#3 Dr. Girlfriend

This ones for you MJ.

#2 Jessica Rabbit
How could she not be on this list.

#1 Betty Rubble

Hey, I always thought she was way hotter than Wilma.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #29

The most popular sports in Burundi are basketball, track & field, soccer, mancala and civil war.

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The Cardigans - My Favourite Game [Uncensored]

Insulting Every Country on Earth #28

Burma

A peach looks good

With lots of fuzz,

But Burma's no peach,

And never wuz.

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This is?

OK, Wha'cha got?

Mrs. Slocombes Pussy

I just never get tired of this gag.... If I ever get a cat, I'm naming it Mrs. Slocombe.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #27

"Burkina Faso" means "land of the upright men", which is apparently a means of reminding these knuckle-draggers to stop slouching.

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Road Rage by Catatonia

Insulting Every Country on Earth #26

From Greeks to Romans to Byzantines to Ottomans to Serbians to Russians and then siding with Germany twice, you are truly the world's doormat. I wish I could buy an umbrella for each and every one of you.

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Elvis Costello: 'Sulphur to Sugarcane'

SD Comic-con Westboro Baptist counter protest

OK, so Fred Phelps took his side-show to San Diego where his minions decided to protest Comi-Con 2010.... This is the best counter protest yet!!! Enjoy.

For more, look here:
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/

Man Who Threatened "South Park" Arrested

(From The Smoking Gun)

Virginian, 20, charged with supporting overseas terrorist group


JULY 21--The Virginia man who this year threatened the creators of "South Park" over an episode featuring the Prophet Muhammad dressed in a bear suit, was arrested today on federal charges after speaking openly to the FBI about his connection to a terror organization and his plans to travel overseas to fight with the group. Zachary Chesser, 20, was charged with providing material support to Al-Shabaab, a terror group affiliated with al-Qaeda. According to the below affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Mary Brandt Kinder, Chesser, a convert to Islam, spoke at length with agents about his attempts to travel to Kenya and Somalia to join Al-Shabaab and his devotion to jihad, which has included his operation of web sites and a You Tube channel stocked with jihadi propaganda. Through the revolutionmuslim.com site, Chesser remarked in April that "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker would "probably end up" like a Dutch filmmaker who was murdered in retaliation for a film critical of the treatment of Islamic women. Along with focusing the public's attention on his extremist beliefs, Chesser's "South Park" threat resulted in fallout within his family. After his mother received death threats following the "South Park" remarks, Chesser told the FBI, "he was no longer on speaking terms with his parents." During one of his interviews with federal agents, Chesser explained how he came up with the YouTube user ID, LearnTeachFightDie: "learn Islam, teach Islam, fight for Islam, and die in the name of Islam."

Full story here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0721101southpark1.html

Insulting Every Country on Earth #25

Alcohol is banned in Brunei. Heartless bastards!!!

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Tomorrow by The Full-Time Dreamers

Insulting Every Country on Earth #24

Too many thongs, not enough nice asses to put in them.

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The Duke Spirit - The Step and The Walk (Live at KEXP)

Insulting Every Country on Earth #23

The motto and the name of the currency both mean "rain", and yet most of the country is desert. Apparently sense is severely lacking in this putrid hive of idiocy.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #22

Bosnia and Herzegovina: There's so many assholes living here, they had to use two countries to hold them all.

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Cage The Elephant - Back Against The Wall

Insulting Every Country on Earth #21

La Paz, one of the capitals of Bolivia, is the highest capital in the world. It's also the one found at the greatest altitude.

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More Rural Crumble...

Part of a dock that had washed away in a storm.... Found on the beach in Falmouth, MA.

Duffy - Stepping Stone - Later With Jools

Insulting Every Country on Earth #20

Bhutan is the only country in the world to measure "happiness". That fact alone is insult enough.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #19

Conquered and ruled by the French. That should be insult enough. I can't understand why you didn't stick with the name "Dahomey".



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Insulting Every Country on Earth #18

With the world's lowest population density, I can safely say "Belize: Nobody cares!"

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #17

Caesar referred to the Belgians as "the bravest of all the Gauls", which really isn't saying much.

Belgium: 50% French, 50% Dutch, 100% Foul.

Belgium: Leading the world in "Brewer's Droop" since the 17th century!

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Sci-Fi Hotties Updated

OK, with MJ taking the B's on the insults, I've decided to do something useful with my time. I give you the hottest sci-fi hotties... (let me know if I missed anyone.. it's a work in progress...)

Pamela Hensley as Princess Ardala in Buck Rogers

Zooey Deschanel from the Hitchhikers Guide

Zoe Saldana rocks as Uhura

Virginia Hey as Zhaan in Farscape... she was also in The Road Warrior




Rebecca Romijn as Mystique while we're on a blue theme.

The one and only Lynda Carter... (make that two and only...)

Winona Ryder was in Alien Resurrection and I think she had that same haircut... yeah.. the hair.

Malin Akerman as the Silk Spectre in Watchmen

Uma was outstanding in Gattica... Great movie if you haven't seen it.

Tricia Helfer in all her Cylon glory.

Thandie Newton from Riddik

Terry Farrell as Dax from Star Trek DS9

Sigourney Weaver = Alien Killer.

Sean Young smokin hottie in Bladerunner.

Scarlett Johannson in Iron Man 2

Salma Hayek .... ummmm... she was in a couple of vampire movies. (close enough for me.)

Rachel Bilson was in Jumper.

Rachel Weisz from The Mummy and Constantine... lucky snake.

Natasha Henstridge was a super-sexy alien in Species.

Morena Baccarin made me drool a lot in Firefly...

Monica Belucci was in the Matrix Revolutions for a few minutes... (works for me!!!)

Milla Jovovich is the current Sci Fi queen of hottness... Love this outfit from The 5'th Element

Marina Sirtis as Troi in Star Trek TNG.

Lexa Doig from Stargate SG1 and Andromeda.

Dr. Who's latest squeeze... Karen Gillian

Jolene Blalock without the pointy ears... Sexiest Vulcan ever!!!!

While we're on a Trek theme... Jeri Ryan as Seven.

Yvonne Craig as slave girl Marta in the original Trek

And her re-boot :)

Heather Graham was in Lost in Space, but she was wearing something else...

Grace Thorsen from My name is Bruce

Christina Hendricks was in a few episodes of Firefly... you're welcome.

Charlize Theron from Aeon Flux

Daryll Hannah as Priss in Bladerunner

Billie Piper as Rose Tyler in Dr. Who.

Claudia Black from Farscape... Stargate too.

Denise Richards is still sexy while being impaled by a bug in Starship Troopers.

Xenia Seeberg from Lexx

Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon.

Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet

The lovely Farrah Fawcett adorned my walls as a lad. She graced the big screen in Logans Run.

Jenny Agutter as Jessica 6 shared the screen with Farrah in Logans Run.

Kirstie Alley in Star Trek 2... She wept in the film... I wept when she started dating Jenny Craig.

And how could you miss Raquel Welch from "Fantastic Voyage".. Good point!!!

Shame on me...

While we're on the subject of missing people... Ahhhh my moment of bliss....

Linda Hamilton is packin!!!!! in Terminator

Iman as Martia in Star Trek Six I think...


Catherine Schell as Maya in Space 1999




Persis Khambatta as Ilia in Star Trek, The Motion Picture.