Saturday, May 29, 2010

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 91


Mongering until Hell freezes over.
Senator Mark Warner (Virginia)
So one train leaves Boston traveling South at sixty miles per hour and Mark Warners an asshole.
Another train leaves Miami traveling North at fifty miles per hour and Mark Warners an asshole.
Is Mark Warner an asshole?

3 comments:

Andy said...

If it's a Union-Pacific train leaving Boston, and a Kansas City Southern train leaving Miami, then YES! Mark Warner is an asshole.

If it's an AmTrak leaving from either city, then YES! Mark Warner is an asshole.

If It's a Great Northern leaving either city...then NO, Mark Warner is not an asshole. In that case, he is just the pile left when the asshole finishes it's job.

MJenks said...

carry the one...divide by three...solve for x...YES! Yes, he is.

Sully said...

correct.