Sunday, December 27, 2009

Insulting My Facebook Friends (Part 4)

Sadly for Lorraine, real men don't eat quiche.

Lynda enjoys helping out her male students straighten out their Longfellow.

There once was a girl named Lynne, with a body that was made just for sin... with the boys in the mood to study her nude, she drowns all her troubles in gin. Happy birthday you filthy whore!!!

Mark, you pus spewing, boney, puke faced twit.... I just can't think of an insult for you.

It's easy to tell the difference between me and my evil twin sister Marlena..... she's the one with the cloven hooves.

Linda B, the smartest thing to ever pass through your lips had balls attached, you skank.

If you sneak up on Mary D, you can hear the crabs complain that they have a bad case of Mary.

This year, Mary W. was caught hanging children with her stockings by the chimney, with care. Almost had it this time....

"You don't understand what you're dealing with..., Matt eats!!, it's what he does, with forks, with knives... with his bare hands. He can eat things that would make a billy-goat puke. If you're going to insult him, you'd better remember one thing... bring a good supply of wet-naps."

Matty K, "I'll be with you always" (Matthew 28:20) but in your case, it's herpes simplex HSV-1.

Maureen, it seems like it was just yesterday that I was cleaning all the toilets on the 3'rd floor of Hoosac.... and then I put your toothbrush back where I found it.

Melody will have peace on earth this Christmas even if she has to kill every man, woman and child on earth to get it.

Nine out of ten frightened hookers agree that Mike G. is not abusive... the tenth is still missing.

NaNa has been voted the Edward Gorey centerfold of the year.


Wyatt Earp said...

Ouch. Remind me to never join Facebook!

Sully said...

I'm having fun with this, but the insult well is starting to run dry.... let me know if you hear a good one.