Monday, February 2, 2009

My 10 Batshit insane movies

My 10 Batshit insane movies

10: The Wizard of Oz:

If you consider the time period when this was made, you really have to hand it to whoever pitched the idea to the studio...

Movie Exec - "Excuse me, did you say flying monkeys?"
Pitch Man - "Yes sir, and a giant cast of midgets.... "
Movie Exec - "What kind of movie is this again?"

9: Get Crazy

Maybe this one is just the drugs talkin.

8: Boxing Helena

Again, you’ve got to hand it to whoever pitched the idea.

“So you want to have this guy cut the limbs off a beautiful woman and call it a love story….. Hmmmm…, any midgets and flying monkeys in it?”

I still think the end was a cop out, but hey …I’m just sayin.

7: Cemetery Man

If you ever have a hankering for a Zombie, soft-core porn, romantic dark comedy. This is your film!!

6: Fantastic Planet

Yes, we’re all Oms… Much to my enjoyment, this whole movie is available on you tube.

I think about this movie a lot while I’m stepping on ants.

5: Plan 9 from Outer Space

Ed F**king Wood , need I say more?

4: Orgazmo

Why did it not shock me that Matt and Trey would try to make something this offensive.
I kinda got the feeling that it was their tribute to The Producers.

3: Donnie Darko

Hey, whenever you can insert a giant menacing bunny into a film for no f**king reason, you just made the list buddy.

2: A Clockwork Orange

From the man who some say invented bat-shit insane, a movie the poses the question, “Is free will a good thing or not?” In this movie it is a resounding not.

Singin’ in the rain, just singin’ in the rain….

1: 200 Motels

Where the f**k do I begin…

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