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20 Facebook updates that made me chuckle

20 Status Updates

1: I'm not schizophrenic... and neither am I.

2: Every time I hear the phrase, "Be fruitful and multiply." I picture Paul Lynde working on a math problem.

3: ...And now for my next trick, I shall turn beer into pee.

4: (Matty) just buried his poor dog..........................alive.

5: Has decided to stop talking to everyone, let me know how I'm doing & I'll get back to you.

6: burned 850 calories at the gym. That's like, ummm, worth 6 Guinness draughts tonight, right? (MCB)

7: has the attention span of a

8: Soylent Green is Clowns!!!! That’s why it tastes funny!!!

9: Forcing mimes to talk.

10: The parking lot attendant at the Betty Ford Clinic is the bravest man in the world.

11. is feeling nice today... tomorrow I might put a couple of sharp rocks under the Slip -N- Slide.

12. Is developing an immunity to Iocane Powder.

13. Started watching Locked up Abroad until I realized it wasn’t what I thought.

14. Watched an episode of The Naked Archaeologist.... again, not what it sounds like.

15. Noticed half a moth in my glass of water this morning. (hmmmmmm...)

16. When I heard the knock at the door say "Alcohol, Tobacco, and firearms", naturally, I thought it was a delivery! (MW)

17. wonders what metaphor a brick might choose for rapid falling. (SC)

18. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. (MW)

19. has an enormous schwanzstucker.

20. ThE sPiN iS rOoMiNg

Work

Somehow I could tell that the realtor didn't like like the walls. Maybe it's my extraordinary powers of observation, the slightest facial expression may have clued me in.... Or maybe it was how she screamed in horror, "This is awful!" when she walked in.



























My fragile ego took a beating, but thankfully, the owner liked it... Thanks Sue.

Sabotaged by Elvis Costello

Great SNL team up!!!



...And you're welcome.

New projects and defying gravity

There are some days I just want a stunt-double for a few hours.





















Plaster walls, covered with wallpaper, painted, papered again... oh dear God. Sadly I've seen worse. Horsehair walls with seven layers of wallpaper was the record.



Time for a faux finish to hide some messy walls... wish me luck. ;)

Funny = Evil

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