Friday, September 14, 2012

Green Tomato Relish



Ingredients:
20 small to medium green tomatoes
4 bell peppers
1 large yellow onion
1 red pepper
2 chilli peppers
1 small cucumber
2 cloves of garlic
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons of yellow mustard seed
1 tablespoon of celery seed
2 cups cider vinegar
2 cups sugar
1 tablespoon plus two teaspoons of kosher salt

I chop the veggies the day before and mix with two tablespoons of pickling salt to drain off the water and reduce cooking time.
Chop everything up, mix it all together in a large pot and simmer for an hour to an hour and a half until desired thickness. You can substitute cucumbers if you got 'em... I just had some and it's tasty!!!

Don''t make me explain canning....

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Maybe I Can Spark a Riot....


Mohammad nails the tripple axle.



Mohammad the luger.



Mohammad, I'm with stupid.



Mohammad downhill skiing.



Mohammad curling.




Monday, August 6, 2012

Happy birthday to me



I just noticed that my blog turned four years old four days ago.... Well Happy freakin birthday to me!!!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Blisters on my eyeballs

This is a tribute to a bad album cover list I got from Court a while back.... Please remove your eyes for your own safety.


Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...




I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!




Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...





Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...



Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!




I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.




Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa




...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.




...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...





Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.




Whoah!!!



Do I have a third choice?



Islam is safe...