Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Of all the countries that begin with "Q", you.... oh wait, I've done that....
Qatar, you are the most disturbing country on Earth... You're like that horrible thought that you can't un-think... Deviant gay muppet sex!!!! Yeah, thats you... Ernie and Bert playing hide the rubber duckie is you.
You can't un-read this either...
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Beth, you whore!!! I wasn't charging by the hour sweetie... It was by the job and I have one speed, and it's fast. I did far more than what was agreed to... and did I mention that you suck? BTW, you neglected the hours I spent going to the paint store to buy the materials, (those must be free... huh...) loading the truck, and driving a half hour to the job... gas must be free for me too you scank.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
You are such a boring and nondescript place that it's difficult generating an insult for your boring and nondescript place.
Hat Tip Matt
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Hat Tip Matt
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Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Why don't you just go home already? Oh. Right.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Palau's claim to fame? Survivor has been filmed there, and it's mentioned in a song by Enya. Sometimes, the insults write themselves.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Hat Tip Hsu
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their legendary album Doolittle, the Pixies are giving away a four-track live EP, now available for download.
The EP contains the tracks Dancing The Manta Ray, Gouge Away, Monkey Gone To Heaven and Crackity Jones, which were performed live during the Pixies’ recent tour.
On the tour, the Pixies have performed the Doolittle album in its entirety, selling live CDs from every show, in the form of limited edition, double-disc CD sets for the price of $25. If you’re not sure you want to buy one of these, you can always check out the free EP before you make up your mind.
Anyone who provides their e-mail address and agrees to subscribe to the Pixies’ mailing list can download the EP freely from the Pixies’ official site, http://http://www.pixiesmusic.com/
Hat Tip Mashable
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Stop emailing me, dammit. I don't want to marry you. I don't want to send you money. And, quite frankly, you're a little bit cross-eyed.
Friday, October 15, 2010
You're a putrid, pus-ridden pox on humanity. There's not enough penicillin in the world to cleanse your scourge from the Earth.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Ugh. Who invited you to the party? Never mind. Just stand here and take coats, please. At least you can't screw that up.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
The: Pot is only legal there because, in order to stand being around you and your insufferable dikes, one must first be high.