Sunday, October 31, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #140


Of all the countries that begin with "Q", you.... oh wait, I've done that....
Qatar, you are the most disturbing country on Earth... You're like that horrible thought that you can't un-think... Deviant gay muppet sex!!!! Yeah, thats you... Ernie and Bert playing hide the rubber duckie is you.
You can't un-read this either...

Hoodoo Gurus - I Want You Back



Great song.... bad hair...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #139


Oh no, don't worry. I have a bag to put over my head in case yours falls off. We're good.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #138


I'm not sure which is nicer, the fine, luxurious mustaches on your men or the fine, luxurious mustaches on your women.
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keep an open eye please...

for Andy

BITCH!!!!!!!!


Beth, you whore!!! I wasn't charging by the hour sweetie... It was by the job and I have one speed, and it's fast. I did far more than what was agreed to... and did I mention that you suck? BTW, you neglected the hours I spent going to the paint store to buy the materials, (those must be free... huh...) loading the truck, and driving a half hour to the job... gas must be free for me too you scank.

To Jabba

H/T Hsu

Insulting Every Country on Earth #137


Well, Pinatubo was a good start...

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #134


You are such a boring and nondescript place that it's difficult generating an insult for your boring and nondescript place.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Time to kill a pumpkin



Insulting Every Country on Earth #132

PALAU

Palau's claim to fame? Survivor has been filmed there, and it's mentioned in a song by Enya. Sometimes, the insults write themselves.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Boo — A short film about Halloween, ghosts, and poop



Hat Tip Hsu

Pixies Celebrate Anniversary by Giving Away Live EP


To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their legendary album Doolittle, the Pixies are giving away a four-track live EP, now available for download.
The EP contains the tracks Dancing The Manta Ray, Gouge Away, Monkey Gone To Heaven and Crackity Jones, which were performed live during the Pixies’ recent tour.

On the tour, the Pixies have performed the Doolittle album in its entirety, selling live CDs from every show, in the form of limited edition, double-disc CD sets for the price of $25. If you’re not sure you want to buy one of these, you can always check out the free EP before you make up your mind.

Anyone who provides their e-mail address and agrees to subscribe to the Pixies’ mailing list can download the EP freely from the Pixies’ official site, http://http://www.pixiesmusic.com/

Hat Tip Mashable

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #129

Are you dicks so little that you just had to claim territory at the north AND south poles? You disgust me.
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Iggy Pop - Sixteen

Insulting Every Country on Earth #128


Stop emailing me, dammit. I don't want to marry you. I don't want to send you money. And, quite frankly, you're a little bit cross-eyed.
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Friday, October 15, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #127

You're a putrid, pus-ridden pox on humanity. There's not enough penicillin in the world to cleanse your scourge from the Earth.

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Jonathan Richman- Roadrunner

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #126

Ugh. Who invited you to the party? Never mind. Just stand here and take coats, please. At least you can't screw that up.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Another episode of Paper Plate Inkblot...

I see Carrot Top btw...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #124


The: Pot is only legal there because, in order to stand being around you and your insufferable dikes, one must first be high.

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Morphine - The Saddest Song

Monday, October 11, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #123

Nepal's mom had to tie a porkchop around its neck in order to get the dogs to play with it.
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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #121


Namib desert is the oldest desert in the world, and yet is not nearly as dry, dusty and boring and Namibia itself.

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The Coveted Quadruple Entendre!

Knockers and Brass ones

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #120

MOZAMBIQUE

You are only slightly more fun than pulling tinsel out of a dogs ass on Christmas morning.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #119

Are you aware that your mole wears a fez?

The clash - Police and Thieves

Insulting Every Country on Earth #118

The nicest thing I can say about you is that your contestant in the Miss Universe pageant has a lovely tail...

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #116

You are a grand prick.... Now I shall throw 100 bricks at you with a 99% chance of hitting you.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Insulting Every Country on Earth #115

I got drunk and lost you in a poker game last night... sorry babe.
(Ummm... his name is Vlad I think...)