Having more ups and downs than a narcoleptic elevator repair man during kangaroo mating season.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Insulting Every Country on Earth #91
We need to talk. It's not your fault. It's me. Do you remember when I’ve said everything is alright? You are like a sister to me. I think we would be better off friends. I don't love you any more. Do you really want to know why I go out to dinner with my assistant? Give me back my keys.