The The, Slow Emotion Replay

I just never get tired of this band.

Victory is Mine

I have once again taken first place at SYLG's weekly caption contest... Behold my awesomeness.

On a side note, A prayer for Wyatts son Kevin.

Oh heavenly father, I beseech you to lower the testicle of your earthly servant Kevin. Please use that gravity thing that mostly keeps us from flying off into space every time we sneeze to give the nut a little push.... Not too much, but just enough to give things some basic symmetry. That would be great, thanks. Sully

The title of the post will take you to the caption at SYLG.

Odds and Ends

Screwed



No, this is not me... My spaceship is working just fine.


Well he's an optimist.


Laundry day on the deathstar


My maps are Waaaaaay off.


This is your child on pot.... any questions?


It would probably be best if I stay away from the fridge for a few days... The temptation to do this to the eggs is overwhelming...


The womens curling team?

I got you a dozen Roses.

...And I picked them myself



Charlie Rose




Rose is Rose




Tokyo Rose







Rose McGowan




Axl Rose






Rosey Grier



Pete Rose




Rosa Parks





Rose Kennedy




Rosemary Clooney






Rosie Ruiz




Rosie The Robot Maid

The LA's more music There She Goes

These guys were just born in the wrong decade.

20 Facebook updates that made me chuckle

20 Status Updates

1: I'm not schizophrenic... and neither am I.

2: Every time I hear the phrase, "Be fruitful and multiply." I picture Paul Lynde working on a math problem.

3: ...And now for my next trick, I shall turn beer into pee.

4: (Matty) just buried his poor dog..........................alive.

5: Has decided to stop talking to everyone, let me know how I'm doing & I'll get back to you.

6: burned 850 calories at the gym. That's like, ummm, worth 6 Guinness draughts tonight, right? (MCB)

7: has the attention span of a

8: Soylent Green is Clowns!!!! That’s why it tastes funny!!!

9: Forcing mimes to talk.

10: The parking lot attendant at the Betty Ford Clinic is the bravest man in the world.

11. is feeling nice today... tomorrow I might put a couple of sharp rocks under the Slip -N- Slide.

12. Is developing an immunity to Iocane Powder.

13. Started watching Locked up Abroad until I realized it wasn’t what I thought.

14. Watched an episode of The Naked Archaeologist.... again, not what it sounds like.

15. Noticed half a moth in my glass of water this morning. (hmmmmmm...)

16. When I heard the knock at the door say "Alcohol, Tobacco, and firearms", naturally, I thought it was a delivery! (MW)

17. wonders what metaphor a brick might choose for rapid falling. (SC)

18. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. (MW)

19. has an enormous schwanzstucker.

20. ThE sPiN iS rOoMiNg

Work

Somehow I could tell that the realtor didn't like like the walls. Maybe it's my extraordinary powers of observation, the slightest facial expression may have clued me in.... Or maybe it was how she screamed in horror, "This is awful!" when she walked in.



























My fragile ego took a beating, but thankfully, the owner liked it... Thanks Sue.

Sabotaged by Elvis Costello

Great SNL team up!!!



...And you're welcome.

New projects and defying gravity

There are some days I just want a stunt-double for a few hours.





















Plaster walls, covered with wallpaper, painted, papered again... oh dear God. Sadly I've seen worse. Horsehair walls with seven layers of wallpaper was the record.



Time for a faux finish to hide some messy walls... wish me luck. ;)

Funny = Evil

Crazy