Monday, June 30, 2008

Just having one of those days...

The next time I have to wear one of these stupid things... well, you work it out.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Oh Yeah!!!

I sure hope they catch this guy.

Monday, June 23, 2008


Anyone who is a fan of Don Hertzfeldt will appreciate this.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

This is something that has been given to me a few times.

Beatitudes For The Aged
by Ester Mary Walker

Blessed are theyWho understandMy faltering stepAnd palsied hand.

Blessed are theyWho know todayMy ears must strainTo catch what they say.

Blessed are theyWho seem to knowMy eyes are dimand my wits are slow.

Blessed are theyThat looked awayWhen coffee spilledAt the table today.

Blessed are theyWith a cheery smileWho stop to chatFor a little while.

Blessed are theyWho never say,"You've told me that storyTwice today."

Blessed are theyWho know the waysTo bring back memoriesOf yesterdays.

Blessed are theyWho make it knownThat I'm loved, respected,And not alone.

Blessed are theyWho know I'm at a lossTo find the strengthTo carry the cross.

Blessed are theyWho ease the daysOn my journey HomeIn loving ways.

Newfound footage of Hitler singing...

What a beautiful singing voice.... It's a shame it was wasted on politics.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My last phone call...

When the neurosurgeons office called the second time today, she started off with,

Me: hello.

Office: "Just so that you know that we are not crazy..."

Me: "that's good."

Office: "You see, there's a reason..."

Me: "A reason you're not crazy? ... I suppose if you need a reason, it's probably a good one. Thats the big problem these days... nobody ever anounces that they not crazy anymore.

You, on the other hand have taken that bold step, and you didn't stop there... you madame have a reason. I've often considered getting t shirts made with "not crazy" printed on them to put others at ease.

Office: Ummmm... this is doctor Groffs office.

Me: Oh..... (pause)... (silence)... In that case I'm extremely grateful you are not crazy.

The rest of the conversation went a bit more normal.
17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17. (and counting...)

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Worst side show ever...

The bearded man
The visible woman
Worlds tallest midget
Worlds shortest giant (same guy)
The two horned unicorn
The dog faced dog
The man whose farts don’t smell
The tattooed’ sailor
The two faced lawyer
The funny German
The French war hero.... I'm just kidding, the last two don't really exist.

Monday, June 9, 2008

It's a work in progress, bear with me...