Saturday, February 28, 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

I've got blisters on my eyeballs!!!

This is a tribute to a bad album cover list I got from Court a while back.... Please remove your eyes for your own safety.


Maybe I've watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory a few too many times, ... but... no... walking away from this now...




I just need a moment to take this in..... Noooo!!! Mama says you can't sing Col. Sanders!!!!




Larz, Larz, Lazs... the mortal enemy of my eyeballs...





Kinda makes you wonder what didn't make the cut...



Oh God!!! Not funky, not funky!!!




I have no idea what this says, but I'm buying an accordian.




Is that a bunny...?? Bwaahaaahaaahaaaa




...And who can forget that great sixties psychodelic polka band.




...So 5 guys in a field are the authority on lesbians... Damm, I had it all wrong...





Nope, he just changed the locks Gertrude.




Whoah!!!



Do I have a third choice?



Islam is safe...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Need more music...



I have a soft spot for duets... This is one of the better ones. I'm going to have to work on a top ten list at some point. Suggestions are welcome.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

...And yet another useless Quiz




You Are an Astrologer



You tend to be a fanciful, spiritual person with many interesting theories.

You are always trying to figure out how all the pieces of the world are connected.



You have a knack for predicting the future and reading people.

In modern times, you would make a good self help guru or a director of a non profit.





Yeah, OK, I'll buy that.

P.S. Whose baby is that? What's your angle? I'll buy that. (Fred Flintstone.)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Octomom Nadya Suleman = A-Hole




It's irresponsible knuckleheads like this who give a bad name to charity. This woman is vile on several levels, but the worst is knowingly and needlessly endangering the lives of so many children.

DAILY NEWS STAFF

Friday, February 13th 2009, 12:53 PM

NBC
Nadya Suleman interviewed by NBC's Ann Curry.

"Is this how she's spending her octo-donations?

Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman was spotted Wednesday in California shopping for video games and was captured on film checking out the Nintendo Wii and its accessories. The Wii retails for about $250. The controllers she was eye cost about $40. If she buys one for all 14 kids, that will addup to about $560.



And how might she pay for such a purchase?

Suleman recently launched a colorful heart-covered website soliciting donations for herself and her gigantic brood.

The Internet web site, thenadyasulemanfamily.com, is decorated with a baby bottle, pacifer and a rainbow - and a giant "donate" button.

"We thank you for the love and good wishes sent to us from around the world," the site reads in bright purple letters resembling a child's handwriting.

"They are all healthy and growing stronger by the day" Suleman, 33, deemed a "proud mother of 14" on the site, gave birth on Jan. 26 despite $50,000 in debt and no job.

Visitors to her new website, therefore, can directly donate with a credit card.

The octo-mom insisted in an interview with NBC that she didn't choose to have the eight children by in vitro fertilization - on top of her six other kids - to get handouts.

"I'm not receiving help from the government. I'm not trying to expect anything from anybody. I just wanted to do it on my own," she said, adding that any assistance she's getting is "temporary."

The Los Angeles Times, however, is reporting that Suleman gets $490 a month in food stamps and another $600 in disability payments for three of her older children who suffer from ADHD, a speech impediment and autism.

The San Francisco Social Security Administration also told the paper that a single parent like Suleman with disabled kids could qualify for up to $2,900 a month in state and federal help."

I feel for these kids, I think they're pretty well screwed, but I could never send this woman a dime. I'd be too afraid it would end up as a botox injection.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Superhero Identity




Hat Tip to Wyatt for this bit of entertainment.

Hmmmm.... Damp Water Creature?? ...as opposed to the somewhat dry water creature?

I'm Moderately Moist Man.

If you want to create your own, click on the title to go to the Hero Factory.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

First attempt at a Caption Contest




All I know is that it's a phone booth aquarium.