... So is this wrong, funny or both...?

Peace Pipe or Piece Pipe...? The .50 cal looks nice.

Back to the Historical District

Doing the work that Americans just won't do.... And doing it better than the illegals...

squirrel nut zippers - Put a lid on it

Heard these guys for the first time while I was on a long road trip driving home from Richmond, VA. It was a College radio station that was in range for about two songs... it only took one for me to love this band.

A-Hole = Rep. Linda Sanchez, D-Los Angeles

Prison Awaiting Hostile Bloggers

"Proposed congressional legislation would demand up to two years in prison for those whose electronic speech is meant to “coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person.”


Australian prison cell found on Flickr. Your cell may vary.
Instead of prison, perhaps we should say gulag.

The proposal by Rep. Linda Sanchez, D-Los Angeles, would never pass First Amendment muster, unless the U.S. Constitution was altered without us knowing. So Sanchez, and the 14 other lawmakers who signed on to the proposal, are grandstanding to show the public they care about children and are opposed to cyberbullying.

The meaasure, H.R. 1966, is labeled the Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act. It’s designed to target the behavior that led to last year’s suicide of the 13-year-old Meier.

In response to Meier’s suicide, prosecutors turned to an anti-hacking statute, the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, and prosecuted Lori Drew. She was accused of violating MySpace’s terms of service agreement in what prosecutors said was a complex conspiracy to harass Meier via a fake MySpace online profile.

The judge presiding over the case is weighing a motion to nullify the jury’s verdict on allegations the authorities failed to prove Drew knew the MySpace terms of service existed — allegations that would be mooted had Drew been prosecuted under Sanchez’ proposal. Drew’s case was the nation’s first cyberbullying prosecution under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

Sanchez’ bill goes way beyond cyberbullying and comes close to making it a federal offense to log onto the internet or use the telephone. The methods of communication where hostile speech is banned include e-mail, instant messaging, blogs, websites, telephones and text messages.

We can’t say what we think of Sanchez’s proposal. Doing so would clearly get us two years in solitary confinement.

The bill has been referred to the House Judiciary Committee"

H/T Wired

How stupid do you have to be to have such a dismal basic understanding of the First Amendment!!! Lets test a theory.... You stupid whore!!!!! Fascist Pig!!! Tyrant!!! Commie!!! Bitch!!! Vermin!!! Slime!!! Cow!!! Waterbuffalo!!! (breath...) Douche Bag!!! Idiot!!! Dipshit!!! I think you'll live... jerk.

Wind-up vibrator gives greener orgasms

"A vibrator powered by a hand crank (no pun intended) has gone on sale as the world’s first wind-up sex toy.

Makers say the 'Earth Angel Vibrator' is made from recycled materials and can give an hour of eco-gasmic power for 8 minutes of cranking.

Users wind a built-in handle to charge the £65 device and can select from 4 speeds of vibration or store the energy for another time.

One user said: "It feels good to be doing my bit for the environment and now my husband doesn't keep asking what we need all the batteries for when we are at the supermarket."
Bonny Hall of sex toy website LoveHoney added: "It may sound like a wind-up, but going green has never been this sexy." "

H/T NewsLite.tv via Founding Bloggers

Remember, mothers day is almost here... ;) I'm seriously tempted to buy this as a gift to Al Gore with a note GFY.

I Wana be Sedated... Barbershop Style

This just might bring balance to the universe... stop laughing....

Yeah, this test has my number allright...

You Are a Burger

You are a down to earth person and a straight shooter. You don't fall for fads or trends. You are stable and a bit old fashioned. Tradition and loyalty are important to you. You are a good friend and you like to have a good time. You find it easy to kick back. You're not one to make waves in life. You're happy just to be a part of the fun.

What Kind of Fast Food Are You?