Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 33

Hate, hate hate.....



Senator Jim Bunning (Kentucky)


Jim is seen here demonstrating his world famous ass kissing technique.

Looks like it's the extra large ass style too.... Watch your back Hillary!!!!

Hitler angry over Opening Day in Boston

Hat tip Hsu

Another Random Quiz

Your Word is "Think"

You see life as an amazing mix of possibilities, ideas, and fascinations. And sometimes you feel like you don't have enough time to take it all in. You love learning. Whether you're in school or not, you're probably immersed in several subjects right now. When you're not learning, you're busy reflecting. You think a lot about the people you know and the things you've experienced.

What's Your Word?

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

I thought so...

R.E.M & U2 - ONE Live MTV Umplugged

Hat tip to Tim. What a treat.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 32

I'm in the hate zone today....




Senator Pat Roberts (Kansas)



Pat, you flaccid sack of hamster droppings. When you speak, It's like listening to two wounded cats humping.

Rural Crumble

I love pictures of rural crumble... If anyone spots some, please pass it along. Thanks -Sully

The Raveonettes - Candy

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 31

Hate, hate, hate...

Senator Sam Brownback (Kansas)



Sam, you petulant smug bastard... You bite the pillow for big business you filthy cooperate whore.

...And did you just fart...? ...on the flag..?

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 30

I know they're idiots... but what kind of idiots are they...?


Senator Tom Harkin (Iowa)

I miss Tom's early work doing public service ads.

This one was my favorite....

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 29

Use the hate Luke....



Senator Chuck Grassley (Iowa)



Chuck enjoys keeping in touch with his constituents.... one restraining order at a time....

You sick pervert!!!!

The world is meant to be misunderstood.

Now that's not a good sign...


Taco Bell in the Shire?

He was framed.


Why do I suddenly want a fruit salad?...


Now that puts things in perspective...



It's so simple now...

North by Northwest movie poster?


Ummmmmm..... yes.


The graphiti artist was later sued by Queen.


This happens to me every time I go to the beach...


Wait..... made where...?

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 28

Digging down for more hate...



Senator Dick Lugar (Indiana)

It is my privilege to introduce Michael J. Fox as a special guest insulter.


Mike was kind enough to write a little something for me so I'll just post his letter for everyone to read....





Ummmm..... yeah you bastard!!!!

Don Hertzfeldt - Billy's Balloon

Classic Don Hertzfeldt, enjoy.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 27

Letting the hate flow freely now...

Senator Evan Bayh (Indiana)

You vomitous mass of putrid monkey spunk. Please set your face on fire and put it out with a rusty hammer you toad.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 26

Yeah, I pretty much hate 'em all.



Senator Dick Durbin (Illinois)



Hold on, I gotta take a wicked Durbin...

I think I have a Durbin head poking out.

I want to test this theory...

Created by Oatmeal

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 25

Senator Roland Burris (Illinois)


Roland, roland, roland....

his senate seat is stolen

keep them doggies rollin, ...and bribed.

move 'em on, head 'em up

head 'em up, move 'em on

move 'em on, head 'em up

rawhide.....

I hope he's at work on a new one....

Bow Wow Wow, I Want Candy

Mmmmmmm..... Candy.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 24

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe. eh...maybe not.


Senator James E. Risch (Idaho)


Me and Amy Winehouse peed in your cornflakes this morning. Have a nice day you shallow, mindless sack of baboon sphincters.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 23

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe. eh...maybe not.




Senator Mike Crapo (Idaho)


Seriously...? Bwaahaaahaaahaaa

Sheesh, talk about truth in advertising.
A true piece of fecal matter folks.

Ummmm.... maybe.

Do You Even Know What a Blog Is?

You got 0/8 correct! What the heck are you doing at Blogthings?

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 22

I just can't do it.... You get a pass sir.

Senator Daniel K. Inouye (Hawaii)


First Lt. Daniel K. Inouye,now a U.S. senator, was awarded the Medal of Honor for heroism on April 21, 1945, in the vicinity of San Terenzo, Italy. While attacking a defended ridge guarding an important road junction, Inouye directed his platoon through a hail of automatic weapons and small arms fire to capture an artillery and mortar post and brought his men to within 40 yards of the hostile force. The enemy, emplaced in bunkers and rock formations, halted the advance with crossfire from three machine guns. Inouye boldly crawled up the treacherous slope to within five yards of the nearest machine gun and hurled two grenades, destroying it. Before the enemy could retaliate, he stood up and neutralized a second machine gun nest with submachine gun fire. Although wounded by a sniper's bullet, he continued to engage other hostile positions at close range until an exploding grenade shattered his right arm. Despite intense pain, he refused evacuation and continued to direct his platoon until enemy resistance was broken and his men were again deployed in defensive positions.

H/T R. Williams

Take a good look.... This is what a hero looks like. It's a shame he has to spend his day job with such scumbags.

The Pogues, Dirty Old Town

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 21

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe. eh...maybe not.





Senator Daniel Akaka (Hawaii)



Makalaka hi maka hiney ho!

Mekaleka hi meka chani ho...

I wish for Danny to be eaten by zombies Jambi.

Wish Granted!!!!

Hmmmmmmm.... ok. Thats odd.

I'm at a loss for words....

Zombie Quiz

Created by Oatmeal

That leaves just enough time to drive to the nearest lawyer.

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 20

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.




Senator Johnny Isakson (Georgia)



You pompous ass... I would rather slow dance with Mike Tyson for a month as he nibbles sweet nothings off my ears than spend one minute with you.

May your scrotum be a nailgun magnet you jackass.

Johnny Cash Does Elvis

Elvis did have a retort... ;)

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 19

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.


Senator Saxby Chambliss (Georgia)


You are a putrid puss filled maggot unworthy of the position as Michael Moores official toenail clipper.

Cracker, Low

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 18

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.



Senator Bill Nelson (Florida)

Is there something wrong with my eyes or did James Carville join the hair club for men? Ummmm.... creepy.

REM, Man on the Moon

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 17

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.



Senator George Lemieux (Florida)

Sir, you are slower than a wounded snail in a glue factory. Go piss on an electric fence you shameless tub of bat guano.

Still looking for a Job....

If anyone is hiring near Myrtle Beach, I promise not to use the force on them.... maybe a jedi mind trick now and then, but no lightning bolts from the fingertips....

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 16

When these fools decide to live by the same rules as the rest of us, I'll stop insulting them.... maybe.






Senator Ted Kaufman (Delaware)



Ya know what...? That, my friends is Teds official picture.... I had an insult all lined up and I had to shelf it when I got a good look at this meat popsicle.

Now if this was the good picture, can you even imagine what one of the bad ones looked like?

I'm gonna give it a shot.....






Yeah.... I think thats about right...

I shall rule with an Iron Fist!!!!

You Should Rule Saturn

Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone must delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has passed.

What Planet Should You Rule?

I used to think that ring around the tub was disgusting until I saw ring around the apartment.... shiver.....

Mojo Nixon, Elvis is Everywhere

I'm sticking with the Elvis theme for a while.....

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 15

My continuing mission to insult every sitting senator moves on....




Senator Tom Carper (Delaware)




The eternal question, "What would Max Headroom look like with a comb-over?" Has finally been answered. What the hell is it about Delaware and the Hair Club for Men anyway?

Murder By Death | Good Morning, Magpie (Vagrant)

Murder By Death | Good Morning, Magpie (Vagrant)

Dread Zeppelin Heartbreaker

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Dread Zeppelin, here's the skinny.... It's a reggae band with a fat Elvis impersonator as the lead singer.... and they do Led Zeppelin covers... got it?

Insulting The Senators of the 111th Congress 14

My continuing mission to insult every sitting senator moves on....

Senator Joe Lieberman (Connecticut)

There's no whining in baseball!!!

Hey droopy, go wallow in hamster droppings you pathetic scrotum eating buzzard.