Insulting Every Country on Earth #192

I like you. You make American Politics look clean, civilized and humane. Good work!

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Paper plate ink blot test....

I had Siamese Angel turtles... What you got?

REM I Am Superman

Insulting Every Country on Earth #191

ZAMBIA

I wouldn't be your True Love for all the French Hens in the world!

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Norwood Winter Memories

The Blizzard of 78 was just the greatest thing in the world for a kid. We still had snow left over in July.

OK Go makes the best music videos!!!

It Was You, Sharleen Spiteri

Insulting Every Country on Earth #190

The men in Yemen are known to have sex right in front of their mother in laws on their wedding night...

(I'm trying to confirm this, but all the mother in laws will say is baaaaa.)

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

Insulting Every Country on Earth #189

Your crowning achievement--the greatest thing ever accomplished by your society as a whole--was defeating the French in battle. Congrats. Now get in line behind the rest of us.

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Quiztime

Your Adult Film Star Name Is: Hanging Chad

Bow-chicka-bow-bow!

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

Insulting Every Country on Earth #188

Venezuela

You should just let the monkeys take over already; they'd probably run the country better and sling a lot less shit at each other.

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #187

You have all the grace, charm, moral character and amicability of a pile of camel crap.

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Nirvana, the man who sold the world

These are the things that keep me up at night

I could have used this a few days ago.

A+


I think I lived there.

Welcome to Zombietown.

Get it?

Every kids dreamjob.

What about ninja swords?

I agree.

ummm

Clouds coming on to Santiago, Chile

I find this strangely arousing.

pic from http://creativecommons.org/

...And Go.

clearly... it's Friday night

Quiz

You Are a Cartographer

You have a wide range of knowledge and you're very detail oriented. You have a photographic memory, and you remember places very well. Like a middle ages cartographer, you're also very adventurous and curious about the world. In modern times, you would make a good non-fiction writer or scientist.

What's Your Medieval Profession?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Snowman Ideas

more here

http://www.chase3000.com/userpages/calvinhobbes/

Insulting Every Country on Earth #186

Your Stan is devoid of Laurels.

Holiday Traditions with Dr. Hsu

Thanks Mike. The strip dreidel was inspired.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #185

Uruguay

Your spelunking gerbil theme float has been rejected by the guay pride parade committee. Better luck next year.

THE THE - Uncertain Smile (live)

Insulting Every Country on Earth #184

So how many angels can dance on Prince Charles's head?

Insulting Every Country on Earth #183

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

The two things I hate most about you is your face.

Free envelopes

My friends never write me anymore. Go figure...

Insulting Every Country on Earth #182

The meaning of your existence is merely to serve as a warning to others.

Insulting Every Country on Earth #181

UGANDA

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A Buster Keaton Montage

Insulting Every Country on Earth #180

You may be interested to know that the name "Tuvalu" means "Useless as Tits on a Boar".

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #179

Well, at least you have a nice personality...

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Tony Clifton singing Blister in the Sun

Insulting Every Country on Earth #178

You were absent the day they were handing out brains, weren't you?

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Insulting Every Country on Earth #177

Oh Lord, I thought I flushed my toilet.

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Sci-Fi Hotties (Updated)

I give you the updated hottest sci-fi hotties... (let me know if I missed anyone.. it's a work in progress...)

Pamela Hensley as Princess Ardala in Buck Rogers

Zooey Deschanel from the Hitchhikers Guide

Zoe Saldana rocks as Uhura

Virginia Hey as Zhaan in Farscape... she was also in The Road Warrior




Rebecca Romijn as Mystique while we're on a blue theme.

The one and only Lynda Carter... (make that two and only...)

Winona Ryder was in Alien Resurrection and I think she had that same haircut... yeah.. the hair.

Malin Akerman as the Silk Spectre in Watchmen

Uma was outstanding in Gattica... Great movie if you haven't seen it.

Tricia Helfer in all her Cylon glory.

Thandie Newton from Riddik

Terry Farrell as Dax from Star Trek DS9

Sigourney Weaver = Alien Killer.

Sean Young smokin hottie in Bladerunner.

Scarlett Johannson in Iron Man 2

Salma Hayek .... ummmm... she was in a couple of vampire movies. (close enough for me.)

Rachel Bilson was in Jumper.

Rachel Weisz from The Mummy and Constantine... lucky snake.

Natasha Henstridge was a super-sexy alien in Species.

Morena Baccarin made me drool a lot in Firefly...

Monica Belucci was in the Matrix Revolutions for a few minutes... (works for me!!!)

Milla Jovovich is the current Sci Fi queen of hottness... Love this outfit from The 5'th Element

Marina Sirtis as Troi in Star Trek TNG.

Lexa Doig from Stargate SG1 and Andromeda.

Dr. Who's latest squeeze... Karen Gillian

Jolene Blalock without the pointy ears... Sexiest Vulcan ever!!!!

While we're on a Trek theme... Jeri Ryan as Seven.

Yvonne Craig as slave girl Marta in the original Trek

And her re-boot :)

Heather Graham was in Lost in Space, but she was wearing something else...

Grace Thorsen from My name is Bruce

Christina Hendricks was in a few episodes of Firefly... you're welcome.

Charlize Theron from Aeon Flux

Daryll Hannah as Priss in Bladerunner

Billie Piper as Rose Tyler in Dr. Who.

Claudia Black from Farscape... Stargate too.

Denise Richards is still sexy while being impaled by a bug in Starship Troopers.

Xenia Seeberg from Lexx

Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon.

Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet

The lovely Farrah Fawcett adorned my walls as a lad. She graced the big screen in Logans Run.

Jenny Agutter as Jessica 6 shared the screen with Farrah in Logans Run.

Kirstie Alley in Star Trek 2... She wept in the film... I wept when she started dating Jenny Craig.

And how could you miss Raquel Welch from "Fantastic Voyage".. Good point!!!

Shame on me...

While we're on the subject of missing people... Ahhhh my moment of bliss....

Linda Hamilton is packin!!!!! in Terminator

Iman as Martia in Star Trek Six I think...


Catherine Schell as Maya in Space 1999




Persis Khambatta as Ilia in Star Trek, The Motion Picture.